What is the best joke you've ever heard?

I feel like laughing

t'is probably too rude to post lol!

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Originally posted by ForeverFriend:
t'is probably too rude to post lol!

Dammit

There were 2 men stood outside heaven, and St Peter was there to make sure that the good ppl went in, and the bad ppl got sent to hell.
"So," Peter asked the first man, "why are you here?"
"Oh, Pete. I got a call from my neighbour telling me that my wife was having an affair with another bloke, so I went home and I was so mad, that as I opened the door, I saw my wife and I instantly killed her. Afterwards, I looked all around the house, I looked in the attic, under the bed, in the cupboards, in the basement and I didn't find no man. So I realised that what my neighbour had said was a prank, and I got so depressed, I killed myself."
Then, the 2nd man turned around and said "You should have looked in the freezer, then neither of us would be here..."

Hehe, i love jokes

I've posted a few in the Jokes forum but can't remember them now

So in other news, i don't have a joke.

Luciey, here's a riddle.

Your Chuckle buddy is now a flower girl...
But careful what you say. She might have to go out of business.lol xxx

Oh dear i don't get it

I missed my chuckle buddy

You're Chuckle buddy is still here but she's turned into a *flowergal*!?!

And b.t.w. I can't wait till you get your award...

ps. It's me!

Lol, i was joking dear, i got it

Lmao, oh god, i hope you don't get banned again now!

Same here, shall i dedicate to you?

Yes plz. I'll be there cheering for you. Actually I'll probably get chucked out for being too loud and weird...lol

No no... I know people

Paul and Barry will never let you be chucked out

Ok.

Well I'm going bed. It's my b-day tomorrow, remember??? Have to be fresh.

Nighty-night...

xxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMORROW!!!

hAVE A FUN DAY!!!

im off to bed too, goodnite!

xxxx

b4 u go. Can u plzzzz tell Pink Princess...????

nite

xxx