LOL i was just watchin it and i was creasing up at almost every line. so come on post yr fave quote from the show, or just a moment u thought was really funny. I will go first.
Ross:So, uh, what did the insurance company say? Chandler: Oh, they said, "You don't have insurance here so stop calling us."
Ross-you entered emma into a beauty pageant? Rachel-ross,she won $1000. Ross-is this thing annual?
Forget Tom Jones,Marty is the real sex bomb! ♥ Me >>><<<Lissy.We are crazy together! ♥ BJ rox my stripy sox ♥ Yasmin is superwoman! ♥ [♥ Sunny brightens up the darkest of days.And she gets high with gabe... ♥ Mareeya is the definition of lush! ♥ Me,Bec,Justin and Zac are gonna have a joint hollywood wedding... ♥
I luv this, i own the books and the dvd's i'm the biggest fan ever
My fave scene is where they all go on holiday to Las Vegas and Phoebe and Joey get kicked out of the casino because joey was annoying the man who worked in thier, and phoebe was arguing with an old lady *cries with laughter*
Joey-can we see her? Phoebe-no,your hair looks too good.It would only upset her. Everyone-oh Phoebe-Ross,you can go on in
Forget Tom Jones,Marty is the real sex bomb! ♥ Me >>><<<Lissy.We are crazy together! ♥ BJ rox my stripy sox ♥ Yasmin is superwoman! ♥ [♥ Sunny brightens up the darkest of days.And she gets high with gabe... ♥ Mareeya is the definition of lush! ♥ Me,Bec,Justin and Zac are gonna have a joint hollywood wedding... ♥
Ross: Chandler entered a vanilla ice competition and won Chandler: Ross came in fourth and cried.
I have so many lines from this show it'll be a reli long page if I post them all!!
We're gonna party like its 1699
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LOL funny i had forgot about that 1, ok heres another might not be word for word but its along the right lines, LOL this is all for memory which just shows wot a freak i am.
Ross is newly divorced from his lesbian wife] Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her. Joey: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing. Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon. Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: Stay out of my freezer.
Originally posted by sugar n spice: LOL funny i had forgot about that 1, ok heres another might not be word for word but its along the right lines, LOL this is all for memory which just shows wot a freak i am.
Ross is newly divorced from his lesbian wife] Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her. Joey: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing. Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon. Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: Stay out of my freezer.
Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread! Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Joey: Yeah there's always roomfor jello! Rachel: How do you make that dirty? Joey: It's easy i can fo it with anything! Watch...Grandma's Chicken Salad!!
LMFAO!!
You Are Everything I Want ... Coz You Are Everything I'm Not
Series 3. Rachel: Sorry were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else.
this one is from series 5.
Monica: Hey Joeys ass? Joey: remember we were stuck in here for hours when Ross and Rachel were having that fight, well when Ross said the wrong name at the wedding I thought it would happen again so I packed a few things. Pheobe: Mad lips.. Mine! Chandler: Condoms? Joey: hey you dont know how long we'll be in here, it might upto us to re populate the earth. Chandler: and condoms are the way to do that.
Series 2
Pheobe: See she's his lobster.
We're gonna party like its 1699
My Fics:- I know I have loads ♥Where we started- Louise and Warren ♥[COLOR] ♥Jess'n'Amy Best Mates♥ ♥If you never had my heart I would have never called you back♥ [COLOR:RED]Friends: SJP ♥Hunni-x♥Pink_glitter ♥Louise ♥Hails♥Mer♥Jess♥ н♀ІІγ♂акѕ
"and just so you know its not that common its doent happen to every guy and it is a big deal!"
and chandlers "i knew it" afterwards
Marching On Together “Ross: First divorce, wife's hidden sexuality...not my fault. Second divorce, said the wrong name at the alter...kinda my fault. Third divorce, they shouldn't let you married when you're that drunk and have stuff written all over your face...Nevada's fault.
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people. Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want. Monica: [on the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on. [to Rachel] Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account. Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks. Monica: That is the unusual activity.
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people. Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want. Monica: [on the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on. [to Rachel] Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account. Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks. Monica: That is the unusual activity.
I like the first episode where she is one the phone to her dad after jilting Barry "My whole life daddy people have just been telling what to do. It's like they've gone your a shoe, your a shoe, your a shoe, your a shoe. But today i just thought to myself hey maybe i don't want to be a shoe maybe i want to be... to be a hat...... No daddy i don't want you to buy me a hat i'm saying i am a hat.... it's a metaphor daddy!"
oh i love the one where joey and ross climb down the fire escape:
Ross: shall we go face to face or butt to face
and then later when Ross is facing Joey's crotch
Ross: we didn't think this through!!!
i love that episode
“Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss! Her lips suck forth my soul: see, where it flies! Come Helen, come give me my soul again. Here will I dwell, for heaven be in these lips, And all is dross that is not Helena.”