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LOL i was just watchin it and i was creasing up at almost every line. so come on post yr fave quote from the show, or just a moment u thought was really funny. I will go first.

Ross:So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: Oh, they said, "You don't have insurance here so stop calling us."
 
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Ross-you entered emma into a beauty pageant?
Rachel-ross,she won $1000.
Ross-is this thing annual?


Forget Tom Jones,Marty is the real sex bomb! ♥ Me >>>CrazyCrazy<<<Lissy.We are crazy together! ♥ BJ rox my stripy sox ♥ Yasmin is superwoman! ♥ [♥ Sunny brightens up the darkest of days.And she gets high with gabe... ♥ Mareeya is the definition of lush! ♥ Me,Bec,Justin and Zac are gonna have a joint hollywood wedding... ♥
 
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Your signature already took my quote. Frown


As I'm talking and lest you down I find all you used to be
 
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I luv this, i own the books and the dvd's i'm the biggest fan ever Big Grin

My fave scene is where they all go on holiday to Las Vegas
and Phoebe and Joey get kicked out of the casino because joey was annoying the man who worked in thier, and phoebe was arguing with an old lady Big Grin *cries with laughter*


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Originally posted by 3 Feet:
Your signature already took my quote. Frown


aww i'm sorry i will change it for u.
 
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Joey-can we see her?
Phoebe-no,your hair looks too good.It would only upset her.
Everyone-oh
Phoebe-Ross,you can go on in


Forget Tom Jones,Marty is the real sex bomb! ♥ Me >>>CrazyCrazy<<<Lissy.We are crazy together! ♥ BJ rox my stripy sox ♥ Yasmin is superwoman! ♥ [♥ Sunny brightens up the darkest of days.And she gets high with gabe... ♥ Mareeya is the definition of lush! ♥ Me,Bec,Justin and Zac are gonna have a joint hollywood wedding... ♥
 
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there u go u can post it now. LOL kind arn't i Big Grin
 
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Joey: Sorry, did I get ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me, it's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!
 
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I love that chandler line: What did I marry into!

and;

Ross: Chandler entered a vanilla ice competition and won
Chandler: Ross came in fourth and cried.

I have so many lines from this show it'll be a reli long page if I post them all!!


We're gonna party like its 1699

My Fics:- I know I have loads
♥Where we started- Louise and Warren ♥[COLOR]
♥Jess'n'Amy Best Mates♥
♥If you never had my heart I would have never called you back♥
[COLOR:RED]Friends: SJP ♥Hunni-x♥Pink_glitter ♥Louise ♥Hails♥Mer♥Jess♥
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My fave quote is when all the Friends are attending ross and monica's nan's funeral and there all walking up to go in the church.

Phoebe: It's such a lovely day
"Everybody gives her a look*
Phoebe: Weather wise

Big Grin Big Grin


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LOL funny i had forgot about that 1, ok heres another might not be word for word but its along the right lines, LOL this is all for memory which just shows wot a freak i am.

Ross is newly divorced from his lesbian wife]
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her.
Joey: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing. Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer.
 
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Phoebes song LOL. "smelly cat smelly cat, what are they feeding you" in absolute stitches evry time she sings it.
 
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LOL funny i had forgot about that 1, ok heres another might not be word for word but its along the right lines, LOL this is all for memory which just shows wot a freak i am.

Ross is newly divorced from his lesbian wife]
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her.
Joey: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing. Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer.


HAHAHA Big Grin


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Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
 
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lol Big Grin

Security Guard: Didn't i just throw you out of here.

[b]Phoebe:[b] No you threw out, Regina Phalange!!!! I'm Phoebe.....Phoebe

[b]Security Guard: [b] C'mon Lady

LMAO


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Joey: Yeah there's always roomfor jello!
Rachel: How do you make that dirty?
Joey: It's easy i can fo it with anything! Watch...Grandma's Chicken Salad!!

LMFAO!!


You Are Everything I Want
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Coz You Are Everything I'm Not
 
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Emily: Earl Gray?
Ross Yeah, invite whoever you want.
 
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Series 3.
Rachel: Sorry were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else.

this one is from series 5.

Monica: Hey Joeys ass?
Joey: remember we were stuck in here for hours when Ross and Rachel were having that fight, well when Ross said the wrong name at the wedding I thought it would happen again so I packed a few things.
Pheobe: Mad lips.. Mine!
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: hey you dont know how long we'll be in here, it might upto us to re populate the earth.
Chandler: and condoms are the way to do that.

Series 2

Pheobe: See she's his lobster.


We're gonna party like its 1699

My Fics:- I know I have loads
♥Where we started- Louise and Warren ♥[COLOR]
♥Jess'n'Amy Best Mates♥
♥If you never had my heart I would have never called you back♥
[COLOR:RED]Friends: SJP ♥Hunni-x♥Pink_glitter ♥Louise ♥Hails♥Mer♥Jess♥
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Monica : "The camera adds ten pounds"
Chandler : "So how many cameras were actually on you?
 
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the classic is rachels

"and just so you know
its not that common
its doent happen to every guy
and it is a big deal!"

and chandlers "i knew it" afterwards


Marching On Together
“Ross: First divorce, wife's hidden sexuality...not my fault. Second divorce, said the wrong name at the alter...kinda my fault. Third divorce, they shouldn't let you married when you're that drunk and have stuff written all over your face...Nevada's fault.
 
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Big Grin Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: [on the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
[to Rachel]
Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity. Moon
 
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Big Grin Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: [on the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
[to Rachel]
Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity. Moon
 
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I like the first episode where she is one the phone to her dad after jilting Barry
"My whole life daddy people have just been telling what to do. It's like they've gone your a shoe, your a shoe, your a shoe, your a shoe. But today i just thought to myself hey maybe i don't want to be a shoe maybe i want to be... to be a hat...... No daddy i don't want you to buy me a hat i'm saying i am a hat.... it's a metaphor daddy!"

LoL or summin like that anyway.
 
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oh i love the one where joey and ross climb down the fire escape:

Ross: shall we go face to face or butt to face

and then later when Ross is facing Joey's crotch

Ross: we didn't think this through!!!

i love that episode


“Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss! Her lips suck forth my soul: see, where it flies! Come Helen, come give me my soul again. Here will I dwell, for heaven be in these lips, And all is dross that is not Helena.”

As you can pretty much guess my name is Helen!!!
 
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"I got her machine"
"What her answering machine"
"No, funnily enough the leaf blower picked up"

or