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What's your favourite quotes from tv or movies?

Scotty to Kevin : "But than, you can't be faithful until you know why you should."

Kevin to Scotty: "Easy' isn't all it is cracked up to be..."


Scotty: "How did you get so cute?"
Kevin: "I was born this way, what's your excuse?"
 
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Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you ....

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

Winston: You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.

Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.

"Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.


All of them are lock stock

I woulda probs done more, but they have swearing in Roll Eyes




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never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game- a cinderella story


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"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"

Michael Corleone (Al Pacino)

That quote was one of the few good things about Godfather III

Occy uses it a lot at work every time he gets asked to do a project.


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Joey: Are you OK

Pacey: Not so much no

Joey: Well what's wrong?

Pacey: Well...its the history. It's killing me. I mean hows a guy supposed to compete when you two have your own karaoke routine?

Joey: Pacey, you're not supposed to compete, we're supposed to have our own his....I didn't mean that.

Pacey: Well what did you mean?

Joey: I don't even know anymore Pacey.

Pacey: You know this little thing we got going on here?

Joey: Yes

Pacey: Well it sucks. Its sucks down one side and up the other, its funny and its weird and i hate every part of it.

Joey: Really?

Pacey: Yes!

Joey: Then why did you come here Pacey?

Pacey: You know for a bright girl you can be pretty daft sometimes, why do you think i came here?

Joey: I...

Pacey: I came here because of you! Its a simple as that! You know when you like a girl proximity is a good thing, regardless of how they feel about you, or how they don't feel as the case may be.

Joey: I felt it.

Pacey: What?

Joey: This morning. Your arm brushed against me in bed...and i felt it.

Pacey: How did it make you feel?

Joey: It made me feel alive.

Pacey: Ok. Joey, I'm going to kiss you now.

Joey: You can't!

Pacey: Jo, you can't expect to say something like that to me, and expect me not to kiss you, so that's exactly what i am going to do. I'm going to kiss you in about 10 seconds, and if you don't want me to kiss you...Well if you don't want me to, then i guess you're going to have to stop me. 10


Yes guys ok thats a long quote but its my favourite scene from my favourite episode of my favourite show and i know it word from word.

I also have this one from the same episode.

Pacey: I can't keep kissing you Joey

Joey: What do you mean?

Pacey: I mean just that. I can't keep kissing YOU. I've don't it twice now. I can't be the one always initiating things. I can't be the one always giving you answers. Joey look at me.

Joey: I can't.

Pacey: Please

Pacey: If you felt, one shred of what i feel for you, we wouldn't be standing here having this conversation.

Joey: Pacey.....


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Landon: So are you scared?

Jamie: To death. Lighten up!

Landon: That's not funny.

Jamie: I'm scared of not being with you.

Landon: Oh baby, that'll never happen.

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Landon: I might kiss you.

Jamie: I might be bad at it.

Landon: That's not possible.

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Those are quotes from A Walk to Remember. I love that movie


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Owen: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't keep bloody screaming.
Toshiko: Because you're breaking my heart.
Owen: I'm sorry.

torchwood this always makes me cry


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lol scary movie

i got 2 best bits of the movie.

number 1)

Cindy: Ray if you see bobby, tell him i love him.
Ray: ok, if i see bobby i'll tell him i love him.

number 2)

cindy bumps into bobby

cindy: jesus
Bobby: What, u don't still think it me do u?
Cindy: No, it's just that somebody did try to kill me.
Bobby: yeah and the police said i scared him away.
Cindy: i know he called me last night
Bobby: Yeah, so u see, it couldn't have been me. i was in jail. Remember?
Cindy: I'm sorry please understand
Bobby: Understand what? that my girlfriend would rarther call me a killer than touch me.
Cindy: thats not true bobby
Bobby: then what is it?
Cindy: what is it? She's gone and she's not coming back.
Bobby: its been over a year, cindy
Cindy: But Ginger was such an important part of the spice girls.

lol it cracks me up lol Big Grin


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Pacey: I know you're scared, I get it. I mean you tell me you want to be scared together but you won't tell me what it is you're scared of. And i think you know exactly what it is, you're just too afraid to say his name.

Joey: Dawson?! That's not fair, Pacey, you can't bring up his name every time our relationship hits a wall!

Pacey: Ok, fine fine fine fine. Look! You want to know what i am scared of? Because i'm not scared of whether or not you and i sleep together. If you and i decide to do that it will be right. But what i am scared of is that little piece of your heart that will always belong to Dawson Leery. Ok, I'm scared of that piece of your heart that's always envisioned your first time being with him. I'm scared that part of you doesn't want it to be with me.


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Owen: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't keep bloody screaming.
Toshiko: Because you're breaking my heart.
Owen: I'm sorry.

torchwood this always makes me cry


This was soooo sad!! I love Trorchwood! Can't believe they killed off Owen and Tosh!! At least they didn't kill Ianto.

Love your Dawson's Creek quotes too SJP! PJer for life!!! Smile

I'll try and think of some of my faves soon. But for now, you'll just have to make do with my sig!


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These are from my favorite movie ever, Uptown Girls.

Ray: I'm not going anywhere, especially with you.
Molly Gunn: Oh, yes you are. We are going to sit in giant teacups and spin round and round in circles until we puke.
Ray: Are you on crack?
Molly Gunn: We're gonna have fun.


Ray: [of her mother] Do you see her anywhere? News flash: you're not gonna. Not unless you schedule an appointment, or hang around her bedroom door at 3 in the morning. In the meantime you're working for me.
Molly Gunn: Is that so?
Ray: Uh-huh.
Molly Gunn: News flash, Mussolini: I quit!
(slams the door, stops to watch as it swings back into the kitchen again...)
Ray: Swinging door.
(swinging door hits Molly in the face)



Ray: Every story has an end. But in life, every ending is just a new beginning.



Ray: You can have your job back, you know.
Molly: I don't think so. You and I, we're gonna be friends. Okay?
Ray: Grownups never stay friends with kids.
Molly: I don't see any grownups around here.
Ray: I do.
(This bit makes me cry :\)



Molly Gunn: Kid, have you ever been to a shrink?
Ray: Since I was three.


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Owen: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't keep bloody screaming.
Toshiko: Because you're breaking my heart.
Owen: I'm sorry.

torchwood this always makes me cry


This was soooo sad!! I love Trorchwood! Can't believe they killed off Owen and Tosh!! At least they didn't kill Ianto.

Love your Dawson's Creek quotes too SJP! PJer for life!!! Smile

I'll try and think of some of my faves soon. But for now, you'll just have to make do with my sig!


im glad they didn't kill Ianto either he's my fave character


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From last B&S episode:

Scotty: "I'm thinking about starting a charity of my own, stitches for b******."

LOOOOOL, you had to see it! He tried to be funny and NOBODY reacted!


Scotty: "How did you get so cute?"
Kevin: "I was born this way, what's your excuse?"
 
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Owen: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't keep bloody screaming.
Toshiko: Because you're breaking my heart.
Owen: I'm sorry.

torchwood this always makes me cry


This was soooo sad!! I love Trorchwood! Can't believe they killed off Owen and Tosh!! At least they didn't kill Ianto.

Love your Dawson's Creek quotes too SJP! PJer for life!!!

I'll try and think of some of my faves soon. But for now, you'll just have to make do with my sig!


im glad they didn't kill Ianto either he's my fave character


Yup, mine too!! I love Janto!! They have to get together properly not Jack and Gwen, booo!


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Owen: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't keep bloody screaming.
Toshiko: Because you're breaking my heart.
Owen: I'm sorry.

torchwood this always makes me cry


This was soooo sad!! I love Trorchwood! Can't believe they killed off Owen and Tosh!! At least they didn't kill Ianto.

Love your Dawson's Creek quotes too SJP! PJer for life!!!

I'll try and think of some of my faves soon. But for now, you'll just have to make do with my sig!


im glad they didn't kill Ianto either he's my fave character


Yup, mine too!! I love Janto!! They have to get together properly not Jack and Gwen, booo!


i hate gwen janto rules


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"Forrest Gump: I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe its both"

that's a lovely quote i think Big Grin


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Carneza Lewwis on Time Team on Medieval eating habits.

"If you were really lucky you would have gotten to eat Beaver"


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Love your Dawson's Creek quotes too SJP! PJer for life!!! Smile

I'll try and think of some of my faves soon. But for now, you'll just have to make do with my sig!


He he. That's the only show i know most of the scripts off my heart. Apart from A Walk To Remember and Dawson's Creek i have nothing else in my head.

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Pacey: Jo, how come you're so much smarter than i am?

Joey: I'm not that much smarter, Pacey. You're just emotionally retarded.


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Headcases.

Helen Mirren to Kate Winslet:

"I've been making films since before you fell out of your mums hole"


I'm so sorry, that was vile!


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from Dirty Dancing

Baby: Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.

sends shivers up my spine


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