scary movie 2

shorty: 'i smell somethin burnin... oh snap... its me!!!. this s*%$ burns more than a perm'

i love scary movie 2 lol

I like the ones from Dirty Dancing and Grease they are just classics

Wesley: Death can't stop true love. All it can do is delay it a little

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Wesley: Here this now. I will always come for you

Buttercup: How can you be sure?

Wesley: This is true love. You think this sort of thing happens every day? Hmm?

Both quotes are from The Princess Bride.

"You're like a rural Buddah"..."Yeah the dalai Farmer."

green wing season 2
alan statham: 'you green-eyed pantie monster!!!'

lol

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Originally posted by *+*caitylin*+*:
Teddy: Ha,ha Gordie loses! You lose Gordie! Ol' Gordie just screwed the pooch!
Gordie: Does the word retarded mean anything to you?
Teddy: Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite.
Gordie: Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
Teddy: You're a real wet end, Lachance.
Gordie: Shut up.
Vern: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up, Aghhh!
Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.


Teddy: Oh Billy, I wish we'd never boosted that car! Oh Billy, I think I just turned my Fruit-of-the-Looms into a fudge factory!


Vern: You flinched! Two for flinching! Two for flinching

Chris: "Suck my fat one"? Whoever told you that you had a fat one, Lachance?
Gordie: Biggest one in four counties.

~~~Stand By Me~~~

My favourite film

mine too!!!!that and the lost boys!!
want stand by me the ben e king song played @ my funeral!

Peter: I'm selfish? I didn't leave my baby on the doorstep when she was six months old!

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Peter: I'll give you $1,000 if you do it.

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Michael: Peter, are you listening to me?

Peter: No, I'm electrocuting myself!


These are all from Three Men and a Little Lady
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Annie: I've got a nice smile too sir. Don't you think you'd learn to like me, too sir? Hang me in the bathroom?

And obviously this is from Annie

Dean: If he has a greater power, then why can't he get you a new sweater?

Jamie: He's too busy looking for your brain.

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Landon: I just thought we could surprise everyone by how good we get?

Jamie: Like, we could be secret friends?

Landon: Exactly, its like you read my mind!

Jamie: Good, well maybe you can read mine.

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Landon: What's number one?

Jamie: To marry in the church where my mother grew up. Its where my parents got married.

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Jamie: How can you see things like this, feel things like this and not believe?

Landon: You're lucky to be sure.

Jamie: Its like the wind. You can't see it but you can feel it.

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Jamie: You're acting like a crazy person, whats going on?

Landon: Ok, right now you're straddling across the state lines.

Jamie: Ok.......

Landon: You're in two places at once

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All from A Walk to Remember. OMG i love this film!

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one youre going to get" Love that line from Forrest Gump..

Robin hood men in tights:

When the maid catches Maid Marian and Robin trying to kiss.

"No ding ding without a wedding ring!"

and then when Robin disguises himself to particpate in the archery contest:

Sheriff: That's him the old man is Loxley.
KingJohn: Really he looks a bit like Mark Twain.

Everything about Robin Hood men in tights is funny.

Spaceballs:

Vespa: How was that?
Lonsetar: It was good
Barf: Pretty good for a girl
Dot: Hey that was pretty good for Rambo!

Priest: We are gathered here today to witness Priness Vespa running and going out the door! (You have to watch the movie to get that joke)

Priest: *the end of the movie* I am performing a wedding ceremony which has nothing to do with love. Be quiet.

Priest: And you are?
Barf: Im the best man
Priest: Whats your name?
Barf: Barf
Priest: your full name
Barf: Barfulamule (sp)

Friends:

Ross: Youre moneys mine Green
Rachel: youre flies open Gellar.

Amy: You didnt come to see me once when I had my lips done.
Rachel: Ha.. I did the first time.

Joey: No more channy and Joe. No more Js and Cs.
chandler: Ok I gotta ask who calls us that.

Phoebe: P as in Pheobe H as in heobe o as in oebe e as in ebe b as in be and e as in ello there mate.

Monica: I dont want a beer
Chandler: Who said it was for you.

Ok I think Ive gone on forever here Ill stop now

viola- i didn't want to hurt you and this is not how i wanted you to find out i just wanted to prove i was good enough all i'm asking for is one shot.

Duke- it is like coach says before every big game be not afriad o greatness some are born great some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them i thing best chance for us to be great 2day is 2 have you play.

she's the man

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mine too!!!!that and the lost boys!!
want stand by me the ben e king song played @ my funeral!

I love that song but it always makes me cry

you know the bit at then end when chris ( river) walks awsay from gordo and he sorta dissappears in to backround that bit always makes me cry cause he is really dead and its soo sad

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you know the bit at then end when chris ( river) walks awsay from gordo and he sorta dissappears in to backround that bit always makes me cry cause he is really dead and its soo sad

I love that movie myself. And that scene at the end? It sort of feels as if that part of the scene was actually written for him, you know? Like it was supposed to happen, river phoenix dying.

Kevin to Scotty: "I'm completely in love with you. I even love the things about you that I hate"

"I love this part, when you look at someone and they don't look away"

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love that movie myself. And that scene at the end? It sort of feels as if that part of the scene was actually written for him, you know? Like it was supposed to happen, river phoenix dying.

yea that always gives ma a lump in my throat!i love river think hes gorge!such a waste!

Hmm...I do hope quotes from horror movies are allowed!
There's one Japanese film I saw a while ago called Audition and there's a really messed up scene where the girl is basically saying to the guy 'I thought you loved me? You promised to love only me and no other, but you love your son.' And she goes kinda crazy and poisons him with this thing that kinda paralyzes you but heightens your nerve senses so she took these long thin needles out and started saying things about the most vulnerable parts of the body: hte stomach and she pushes them in. Several of them. Then she slides up, pushing them over as she goes and sticks some into the bits just under his eyes and she says 'Deeper' (English) but cos it's all in Japanese it sounds more like 'Keekeekeekeekee' and it's so scary! And then she cuts off his foot, muttering all the while. One of the most messed up films I've seen other than Saw 4, which was also really good if unneccessarily gory.

hollyoaks

what do you call two rows of vegetables

a dual cabbageway

Scotty: "just because I changed the light bulbs?"

Nobody puts baby in the corner
swoon patrick swayze is lush in that film! x

Bridget Jones Diary
Daniel Cleaver: Well I think that there is alot of potential for someone who for personal reasons may have been over looked professionally (or something similar)
Bridget Jones: Well if staying her means working within 10 yards of you I'd rather have a job...wiping Sadam Hussein's arse!!

Song starts: R.E.S.P.E.C.T find out what it means to me...

John Smith: 'I'd rather die tomorrow than live 100 years without knowing you.'

From Pocahontas.