Originally posted by DavidLeeds:
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Originally posted by ~υηℓυ¢ку ιη ℓιƒє~:
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Originally posted by HCC:
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Originally posted by DavidLeeds:
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Originally posted by ~υηℓυ¢ку ιη ℓιƒє~:
i get attacked everynight by a bug in my own room, its called a boyfriend heheh
Offer him some food. We easily get distracted by food.
what could u offer him to eat in the bedroom?
hmmm i wonder *taps foot thinking*
I recently came across this that made me

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.