Occy offers a thousand apologies for the awfully extended delay of his reply but he has been building a dam for 3 beavers that have set up home at the end of his bathroom. This was a lengthy process as he had to cultivate a certain brand of willow for them as they are choosy beavers indeed.
You know Occy....
....He can't resist the lure of a beaver. Especially when there is wood involved.
However....that being said....how are you?
And what happened about the driving thing?
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Originally posted by DavidLeeds: You may be amused to hear Occy that a little to the west of Harrogate there is a reservoir called Beaver Dyke. What a great name!
Occy would love to take a dip in Beaver Dyke reservoir. He fears though that he would drown as he imagines that it could be very deep....very deep indeed.
The Beaver is a strange thing and can be quite ferral. Many years ago in Occys youth he was once attacked by a beaver and very nearly didn't live to tell the tale. It was very scary indeed as the room was dark and the aforementioned critter attached itself to Occys face for what seemed like an eternity and would only let go after it seemed to have worn itself out.
It's a miracle that Occy hasn't turned his back on Beavers entirely after that but he refuses to be intimidated and continues to hunt for them in their natural habitat....(Ritzys Nightclub)
Next weeks episode....The mysterious Jala-jala bird, real creature or modern day myth created by the church?....YOU decide!
Be sure to tune in folks!
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