A Store that sells husbands opens up and a woman goes along to buy one.

on Floor 1,a sign on the door says: "These men have jobs," but the woman wonders what lies ahed.

Floor 2 has a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids." The woman thinks Great but what is on the next floor?"

Floor 3s sign says: These men have jobs and love kids and are very good looking" the woman cant help wondering whats upstairs.

Floor 4 says: These men have jobs and love kids and are very good looking and help with the house work" "wow", says the woman "what ever next?"

Floor 5's sing says: These men have jobs and love kids and are very good looking and help with the house work and are very romantic". Thrilled, she can't resist the final floor.

Floor 6 sin says: you are vistor No 6,875,953 to this floor. There are no men on this floor it exists solely to prove that women are impossible to please

lol

Haha thats good

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Originally posted by MissMurder:
Haha thats good

why thank u ray and how r u today

Im good thanks, how are you?

I've got a joke, can I say it here?

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Originally posted by xx Megan Amy xx:
I've got a joke, can I say it here?

yea cause u can

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Originally posted by MissMurder:
Im good thanks, how are you?

im good thanks

lmao that's funny chaz, good one.

Three women die and go to heaven. Before they walk through the big gold gate St. Peter is standing there.

St.Peter: There is one rule in heaven - no standing on the ducks!

They all agree to not stand on the ducks. For the first week none of them stand on the ducks but the second week doesn't go very well...
The first woman is walking to get a pizza when she stands on something soft and ticklish... not realising it was a duck! She moves her foot away and screams. St.Peter then toddles over.

St.Peter: You broke a rule. Now you have to be handcuffed to the ugliest man for eternity.

St.Peter shows the man and it was definately the ugliest man she had ever seen. They got handcuffed together and she got depressed.
The second woman was walking to go to Asda on Wednesday to get some french fries when she stands on something soft and tickilish. She
takes her foot away, realising it was a duck! St.Peter then toddles over.

St.Peter: You broke a rule. Now you have to be handcuffed to the ugliest man for eternity.

St.Peter handcuffed them together and sure, it was the ugliest man ever!

On Friday the third woman was walking along, not standing on ducks at all, when St.Peter came along. In silence, he handcuffed her to the sexiest man she had ever seen. St.Peter then walked away.

Third Woman: I wonder what I did to get you!

Sexy Male: I dunno, but I stood on a duck



Rubbish but ah well

I wondered why i didn't have a boyfriend! lol that's good,all the jokes i know would get me banned.

I don't get that

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Originally posted by smiley!!!:
I don't get that

basically the 3rd woman is the ugliest woman in the world

Hahaha thats so good

haha megan that's good!

Very good!

Ah,i get it now! lol.

i've got a joke

a salesman goes up to a door and knocks on it a five year old boy anwser wearing a smoking jacket a cigar in one hand and a pint of beer in the other and the salesman say are you mother and father and the boy says does it look like my mother and father are in

quote:

Originally posted by jp4eva:
i've got a joke

a salesman goes up to a door and knocks on it a five year old boy anwser wearing a smoking jacket a cigar in one hand and a pint of beer in the other and the salesman say are you mother and father and the boy says does it look like my mother and father are in

haha

Hehe, these are all great.

LMAO