last year we did this and it was very funny everyone had a go, lana died many times and clark was gay with pete.

so this year anything goes lana can die as many times as you want past characters can make an appearance and dead ones too.

ok here goes a little starter and just before i start SEAL DONT GET BANNED AND END UP WITH ALL YOUR POSTS STRIPPED.

clark has just discovered that he has a new power, temperary mind control. wanting to have a little fun with it he suggests that lana......

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Originally posted by becky_23:

clark has just discovered that he has a new power, temperary mind control. wanting to have a little fun with it he suggests that lana......

throw herself at Lionel and confess her undying eternal love..

which she does with a spring in her step and a song in her heart, lex witnessing the whole ordeal bursts in and says.....

'Hey dad. I thought you were in love with Jonathan kent? How could you betray him this way?' Lionel, pushes Lana away and says. 'I'm sorry dear but.....'

"...but pa kent is the only man for me. im a one man ... man"

lana replys " im quite manly really myself, i shave i swear and if you like blondes collars and cuffs dont match. wanna see?"

lex freaks out and shouts "................

Lana, distraught at having made a fool of herself runs into the arms of Lex. But unbeknown to her, Clark had put his spell on Lex to and is controlling his mind also. Instead of a warm welcome, Lana receives...

a smack in the teeth which quickly brings lana round and she is unsure of whats happened. lex is throwing her off the mansion property by her................

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Originally posted by becky_23:
"...but pa kent is the only man for me. im a one man ... man"

lana replys " im quite manly really myself, i shave i swear and if you like blondes collars and cuffs dont match. wanna see?"

lex freaks out and shouts "................

Ignore mine... I didn't read yours properly...

'No..Lana. Don't try and pull the wool over my fathers eyes. He has told you he's in love with Jonathan..How about you come here and....'

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Originally posted by becky_23:
a smack in the teeth which quickly brings lana round and she is unsure of whats happened. lex is throwing her off the mansion property by her................

Hair...Lana struggling to understand what is going on begs Lex to explain..But Lex....

....we sort you out some dye for those blonde cuffs?"

they leave and lionel induldges in some heavy breathing at johnathan down the phone. to which johnathan replies ......

'Ohh Lionel..I know it's you..What's say we meet at the barn in 10 mins..Martha has just nipped out....
Lionel obliges and hot foots it to the kent farm while Lex....

take lana out in a hot air balloon, much to clarks dissapointment who is meanwhile brooding in the barn up on the balconly........

So, Clark decides to cheer himself up by playing a trick on lois..He phones her and says....

in an older manly pa kent voice "lois since you have been working on my campaign i want to reward you with................

"the farm, you can come round later and..."

...watch me and lionel" to which she replys ...............

"no thank you, i havbe an appointment to have my eyeborws waxed which i simply cannot miss" jonathon is a bot dissapointed by the fact he has no audience so he phones......

martha as he is so desperate for ............

an audience. martha also refuses saying "....

You know I'm a fridge. I can only do the whole lights off thing...So Jonathon tries chloe who

says "only if i can write about it for the plannet" jonathon replys...."

You got yourself a deal.... Chloe, all excited dolls herself up and

hides away to watch all, lionel is unaware of them being watched as he enters the barn. chole bumps into clark who is...............

there too write it up for the torch......... he realised he didnt actually graduate highschool....

...........knowing its going to make one hell of a story and front page news clark tapes the whole thing. but instead of bumping uglys pa kent and lionel do something different entirely. they............