play chess.......

Lionel is about to take Jonathans Queen when

they hear giggling coming from clarks hiding place, lionel gets up to investigate and finds........

That Clark is controling Chloe and she believes that she is a poodle, as Clark is tickling her belly Lois walks in and......

phoned the sherrif believing chloe is a victim of an orgy....

The sheriff turns up and decides that Chloe is having a mental breakdown and has her sectioned.

Meanwhile up at the mansion Lex is......

I'd be Lex Luther's wife, i just love him to bits, being bald is soooooo sexy, i don't think i'd feel the same way if he had hair, he is an adorable hunk.

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The sheriff turns up and decides that Chloe is having a mental breakdown and has her sectioned.

Meanwhile up at the mansion Lex is......

trying on a new suit, he is just about to take all his clothes off when..

In walks Lana, Lex covers himself as he doesn't want her to be startled by the size of his....

feet, as lex has been wearing shoes three times his shoe size to appear more intimidating. lana sees lex and believes lex got naked just for her and .....

Throws all her clothes to the ground. However she soon wishes she hadn't when she sees in the mirror that she has the hugest booil on her....

backside. lex is absolutley digusted and has lana arrested for indecent exposure.....

back at the barn Lionel and Jonathan are putting the chess board away and Clark and Lois are in the house making....

Cheese scones for everyone.. Suddenly, clark coming over all amorous decides to

make bacon too. unfortunately there is non so clark sneaks up on one of the pigs and??

cooks it with his heat vision.
Lois is supprised when Clark walks in with a cooked ham but doesnt say anything because she is starved.
The whole family join them for lunch including.....

lana who has offered her boil to removed for desert. martha as a goodhousewife says.............

no, you can keep your boil, we will have you foie dessert...

.. and she shouts "cook her clark"

but clark being a big poof couldnt do it and just froze the boil off instead. lana decided she was warmer with her knickers on and goes off to find them just as she catches professor fine with..............

............lex and they are shaving off miltons hair so that clark wont know the difference. mean while pa kent is.............

trying to txt Lionel without anyone seeing him, he goes out to the barn and catches Clark and lois......

..braiding each others hair and singing....

the theme tune to Rainbow

Up above the steets and houses
rainbows flying high,

but before they could continue a confused Lex runs in and shouts......

....oh my god i want hair. clark with all his superpowers offers to...........

get Lex to Belle Reive super quick so that they can get back to what they were doing but Lois has a better idea, she......