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says clark shove him in the cupboard and tell him hes really in the nut house. lex from beyond the cupboard door chants........
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Theres no place like home Theres no place like home Theres no place like home Theres no place like home Clark being such a nice guy.......
DEPRESSION IS ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
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lets him out and has made him a wig. now everyone thinks milton fine is lex and............
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lionel has accepted his son once more and they make up for lost time on the roundabout at.............
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.the park next to belreeve. milton pretending to be lex gets a hair growth and lionel now knows its not lex and gets very excited........
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and asks milton if he would like to go on the roundabout before they have their......
DEPRESSION IS ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
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...tea and biscuits. milton says yes please and do you know i can make myself into the shape of a......
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Teapot. *Milton Fine then uses his morphing powers to transform himself perfectly into the shape of a teapot, while singing along with "I'm a little teapot"* Lionel gets so excited by this he.....
"One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten off wolves."
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joins in the singing unfortunately lex come in and...
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knocks the teapot off the table and it smashes into hundreds of tiny pieces, Lionel.......
DEPRESSION IS ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
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looks at his son with disgust and says "You see Lex, this is why I always made you drink your milk out of a beaker. You always were a clumsy child. Now clean this mess up so the nice man and daddy can" .........................
"One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten off wolves."
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go out and do some shopping, maybe get to know each other a bit better, Lionel looks at Milton with a wanting glint in his eye, Milton........
DEPRESSION IS ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
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Takes Lionel until Metropolis for a shopping trip. Fine "So what are you looking for specifically Lionel?" Lionel "What I'm really after is some present that helps pulls MILF. Any ideas?" So Fine takes Lionel to........
"One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten off wolves."
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...mothercare. and says theres a nice buzz lightyear suit in your size. you should.......
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get a Woody costume while you're there so you and Lex can..........
the monkey made me do it
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....call to infinity and beyond. lois bursts into the store demanding a jessie suit so she can be a cowgirl. them all dressed up they head off to.....
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a metropolis sharks game...
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