I have just been listening to Radio 2's comedy show "Its been a bad week". There was a great car-related tale of woe featured!
A car thief from Moscow siezed his opportunity to steal a Nissan Primera from a garage...the only flaw in his plan is that the car was in the garage because it was being repaired...
The mechanics went for a break and as they went out of sight, the thief stole the car and drove off. He then realised a bit further down the road that the car had no brakes!
He probably said something like: "I hev no bluddy bwakes!"
The thief was arrested soon after crashing into a few other cars.
