i've passed my teat now i want a car a van is ok £500 should see me ok . i want oto mod it as well any ideas not too bothered petrole or dieseole

translation: I've passed my test now I want a car a van is OK £500 should see me OK . I want to mod it as well any ideas not too bothered petrol or diesel
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don't mod it, you'll pay £1000's for insurance

Thanks barky. I hadn't a clue what he was on about.
There's another topic here:
First Time Buyer Advice

That's perfectly good and contains people's advice on what a 17yr old first time buyer should get.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Firth carpets:
i've passed my teat
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Can be dangerous to swallow teats!

I hope he threw it away afterwards.

quote:

Originally posted by Firth carpets:
i've passed my teat now i want a car a van is ok £500 should see me ok . i want oto mod it as well any ideas not too bothered petrole or dieseole

English next time please

It's bad enough that we have to pay so much in taxes to keep four wheels on the road, before realising that none of it is ploughed back into 'educayshun'
Fingers crossed thet Darwinism works

...natural selection should ensure that he is unable to read any road signs warning of potential hazards and as a result of this ends up as another sad 'new driver' statistic before he is able to breed with any livestock and perpetuate his superb genetic lineage.....

HAHAHAHA Big G, that is absolutely superb.

Hats off to you dear boy.

quote:

Originally posted by biggbn:
read any road signs

Didn't you know why they were mainly pictures with no words now?

I like som e of your comminents but what sorth of car. I want an austin maestro van but cant find one. palamina have toy any old taxis 4 sale? Boyo. Is there a guy on here who sells cars habe you any a swell garantee not 2 bothered about?

What on earth are you talking such rot about? Austin Maestro Van? good grief. Id rather die.

Old Taxis? What on earth are you talking about?

Ive never owned a taxi.

Comrade Bliar and his cronies have a lot to be ashamed about if this is a typical example of his 'edukashun policee'.
How on earth can he complete any official documents if we can't even understand what is being said here?
And he must have a VERY thick skin to keep coming back for more after what has been said already. No wonder over 10% of the native population are heading for the exits as fast as they can.
I despair.

Just another Troll.
Says he's a carpet fitter from Mold.
Obviously just comes on here to antagonise those of us with a brain.

palamin, you run posh taxis asking out of politesness. i can do many things inclujding filling out documints badly but i can do.

Yes - 10 percent of the intelligent, law abiding, tax paying decent residents are leaving.

Did you know SR71 that one in 3 children cannot read or write by the time they are 11. Thats disgusting.

I went to a really unpleasant sink comprehensive when i came to the UK in the middle of a council estate, but by the time i was 10 i could read, write and spell every word in the English dictionary, with proper punctuation. By the time I was 13 I was getting things published as star letters in the motoring magazines, yet the teaching standard in the school was awful.

I think there is more to today's literacy problems than there seems at first.

What scares me is that the DSA are about to issue this individual and thousands like him with a license to drive a motor vehicle!

i've alreadty got the licence and now sent off papers for teh proper one. be brivinf bussess and hgvs soon.

erm HGV.... oh god... i thought they were bad... and had to pass another test... please god will someone take the initative (sp i think) to have him stopped...

quote:

Originally posted by Firth carpets:
i've alreadty got the licence and now sent off papers for teh proper one. be brivinf bussess and hgvs soon.

I think he says he wants to drive buses and HGVs. Are you sure he's not just Palmira's alter-ego?
Some kind of mutant sibling from the depths of Wales?

palmino is a good guy but wont sell me a car

paris hilto n and go

Firth Carpets, I would sell you a car, if i had the right one that you would want! Of course i would, im not going to discriminate for no reason - if you wanted a car, and i had one for sale, I would be happy to sell it to you!

thanks mate.
do yuo know of anyone who has a meastro van color not bother about petrol diesel ok as well
you are one of the good guys on here i like your writings but find it harder to read as im not e l e q u e n t with engliush

I cant remember the last time I saw a Maestro Van. I remember BT using them in the late 80s in yellow, and early 90s in grey.

Surely theyve all shuffled off the automotive coil by now?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-500-L-BLUE-DI...QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

FOUND ONE NEAR TO ME ON EBAT. FANTASTIC EXCITED NOW I NEED TO GET TO THE CAR LOOKS GOOD DONY YOU THINK

All this talk of Maestro Vans reminds me that in 1993, I did a due diligence for the sale of a "third party servicing outfit" at that time owned by the retailer.

The General Manager for Scotland spent a lot of time complaining to myself and the prospective purchaser (famous Scottish businessman)that his Company Car was a 323 BMW, and his position must warrant a 5 series or similar. The purchaser (driving an elderly but immaculate S Class) and I heard this at least 10 times in the course of the two days. Eventually the purchaser turned to the GM and said "I believe the BMW is an unsuitable car for you, it's still possible to get a Maestro (Romania rejects being sold in UK at the time), and that would be my ideal car for you".