A place to chat about Richard Hammond, James May, And old Jezza himself...

maybe even the cars, if you so wish.

Yes this is voted in by the majority ( or Hitch agreeing with me) so shall we discuss, the sampling of roadkill recipes, painting rude messages and revealing bank details ( joke!!!) and the just the general silliness of it all ( and no doubt we would get chucked off a proper top gear forum like we did with Dwights )


Wheee
*sits and waits*

Thank bank detail screw up is a classic. Jezza, you total pillock.

Mind you, he's always been a bit clueless about any sort of technology that doesn't involve clobbering things with hammers.

That bank. Not thank bank. What is wrong with your fingers today, Mickey?

Mind you, I tried to edit it twice, and just got a "this page doesn't exist" notice, so I can't entirely blame my fingers...

I do like the fact it was done for charity tho, mebbe Jezza can pass it off as investigative journalism, ( since that what he admitted he was to RH when he talked to him on the radio show standing in for Wogan not a tv presenter)

Erm just a jouranlist not someone like Roger Cook btw, (mind you Jezza would get at the doors not using his shoulder just a ruddy big car)

Jezza doesn't have any really big cars. You want Hammond for that, with Buster.

As a newbie is Buster the name of a car? if so and where from?. And is there any TG forums , out of interest.(not that I would join I have no clue about cars nd don't drive)

There's several, but I can't link to them here.

Buster is Hammond's Land Rover. He's biiiiig and blue, and customised.

Wasn't expecting any links Mickey ( I don't want you to be bopped) i was curious though thats all ( I only knew Oliver!!) and I cannot talk about cars as yet. ( i am learning tho, my o/h is quite pleased)

*has a mental image of one of those election campaign cars raring towards a door with a stream of hard-hitting questions coming from the tannoy*

Heh Heh

If you're trying to learn cars, Ruby, then a small tip. It's much quicker if you go by make, rather than trying to learn them all by name.

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Originally posted by Mickey:
If you're trying to learn cars, Ruby, then a small tip. It's much quicker if you go by make, rather than trying to learn them all by name.

I bet you would have a name for yours if you owned one

technological things like cars.. have personalties (of sorts.. not make a massive plunge into animism).. they need names...

Not on Top Gear. Cars never have names on Top Gear!

Not all cars need names, anyway. Not all of them have personalities.

like renault meganes?

All called Joe, Paul, Mark or Stephen, you mean?

i meant they have no personalities... just butts.

my friend has one which she hates with a vengence.

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Originally posted by hitchhiker42:
like renault meganes?

Meganes are awful... they look like some kind of van thats been driven into by a lorry.

There's several different Meganes on the market, though. They're not all the odd backside ones.

They're supposed to be very good cars. Not exactly exciting, though...

Yeah there's the stupid ugly CC version that's supposed to be sporty but has the added weight not only of a metal roof but the reinforcement underneath, to stop it folding in two because the roof is obviously only fixed to the car at the back. I suppose deep down I just don't like Renaults.

OOh proper talk, about cars, Welcome Officer Crabtree.
I personally haven't been in a Renalt Megane, so i cannot comment.

apparently there's an issue with the break pads, the windows fall down when you close the door and there's another problem that i didn't understand in the slightest.

ironic really that i posted the openner, knowing hedgehog all about cars.

i just zone out and listen to the sound of their voices when that happens...

hello officer crabtree.