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there was no need for this .your just starting all this crap off again can we just get back to discussing cars.
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Huh... a Lancia that runs on wind up power. How rare.
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quote: Originally posted by lancia.:
there was no need for this .your just starting all this crap off again can we just get back to discussing cars.
Awe, c'mon Lancia! Lighten up! I had a sense of humour (and a libido) at 14. Still got the latter, some may argue about the former.
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h  ow can i laugh at somthing taking the mick out of me? |
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I'll take the Kia please, on account of the airline style toilet...
So long as it doesn't come with a permanent queue of nine women who are all 'desperate to go'.
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quote: Originally posted by B Greenaway:
Huh... a Lancia that runs on wind up power. How rare.
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I would opt for the special edition Vulgaris "Jack Russell" model, which has a built in microwave in the glove box, just the right size for warming ones lunch. The windows are at a different height to the rest of the range so that you are afforded the added convenience of driving into the "restaurant" where you can from the drivers seat speak through the eye level hole in the wood-panelled wall & order number 46 (Poodle terrine) and number 51 (Labrador au gratin) then keep it warm in the glovebox -mounted microwave.
Or I could be swayed by the £4997.00 single-cylinder "Perotinitis" model, which has a unique monotone engine sound & an LW radio which only emits a loud monotone ringing sound.
A 50p optional extra is a wooden bench on the roof so that all 500 of your aunts & uncles / arranged marriage wives uncles & aunts can be transported in safety & comfort.
Congestion charge exempt south of Charing Cross Road only.
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i agree,such a great car.looks like the vulgaris has won.
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i'll have the Valgaris 'Rooney' special edition, with those automatic flushing toilets and some nice pit bull terrier seats wouldn't hurt, i like the sound of the ALex Ferguson engine, will be a corker.superb.
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id love to meet nine women desperate to go.....
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Are these even real vehicles,i tried finding a pic of these and couldn't,not even google images worked.
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quote: Originally posted by festa:
Are these even real vehicles,i tried finding a pic of these and couldn't,not even google images worked.
Yes they're real... but they are as rare as a polite French farmer who has never set light to a sheep. |
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apparently they no longer list gullible as a word in the new edition of the oxford english dictionary.....
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of course there not festa ,its just a dig at my taste in cars....although i dont see how these cars he made up are even taking the mick out of kias...
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my favourite was the original hyundai pony.....how nice of them to give it its own rhyming slang name...it really was a load of pony and trap.....
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