Only 50K? I can't afford the Quattroporte or the CLS 55 AMG and I'm not having the CLS 350 instead. It will get me the 300C with 5.7 hemi though.....I'll keep thinking.....

Ok I want this one:

Mini Cooper S 1.6 16v

Chili Red with white wing mirrors & bonnet stripes
17" Alloys
Black leather interior
Auto air con
6 Disc CD changer
Voice Control
Parking sensors

£20,445

http://www.mini.co.uk

Yes, everyone gets £50K to spend in our company Even the tea boy! Mwahahahaha...

BeckyM: what are you playing at? I give you £50K and you spend £20K...and you're a woman! Nice car though...

Can I add the change from BeckyM's Mini to my £50k for I can have a Quattroporte then please Roma?

Haha well since I was so thrifty with my choice of car I'll have the other £30K to spend on shoes then!

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Originally posted by khanie:
Can I add the change from BeckyM's Mini to my £50k for I can have a Quattroporte then please Roma?

No, of course you can't you cheeky git! £50K.

Evo 8 FQ 400 with a Simon Norris tune-up pack please!

I know you'll like that one, Roma.

OK, OK, just £50k (It was worth a try though) here it is.

Audi RS4 - on the road price £49,980.
In Phantom Black, pearl effect with electric Reccaro sports seats, Silk Nappa leather with colour code QH (everything black) and Matt Aluminium inlay. Can't find anything on the options list that only costs £20 - even a cassette tape holder is £25 and an air conditioned glove box is £55.

Sprinter for me. All the ad ons as well. Air con, electric windows, dents, "wish my wife is this dirty" graffiti on the back........oh and in white.

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Originally posted by Tomark:
Sprinter for me. All the ad ons as well. Air con, electric windows, dents, "wish my wife is this dirty" graffiti on the back........oh and in white.

Would you like the optional copy of The Daily Sport shoved down the front of the dashboard and "How's my driving? Call...." sticker?

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Originally posted by Noxide:
Evo 8 FQ 400 with a Simon Norris tune-up pack please!

I know you'll like that one, Roma.

I hope we don't send you out to visit any clients in that! Hooligan car! Mwahahahahaha...

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Originally posted by BeckyM:
Would you like the optional copy of The Daily Sport shoved down the front of the dashboard and "How's my driving? Call...." sticker?

Never read it. Don't read any newspapers now. Copy of Mac Format....... wowser

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Originally posted by Tomark:

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Originally posted by BeckyM:
Would you like the optional copy of The Daily Sport shoved down the front of the dashboard and "How's my driving? Call...." sticker?

Never read it. Don't read any newspapers now. Copy of Mac Format....... wowser

Haha that nearly makes you as geeky as me!

I'll have a Brera Q4 (Rosso Corsa with 19" black Speedlines) and then take it to Autodelta to be supercharged.........if they can get 400bhp in a 147GTA I'm sure they can do something special with a Brera for about £15k.

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Originally posted by Tomark:
Sprinter for me. All the ad ons as well. Air con, electric windows, dents, "wish my wife is this dirty" graffiti on the back........oh and in white.

Fantastic vans! I get a sense of superiority from driving these.

Well I've had a think...Looks like Alfa are no longer selling the 166 & Citroen seem reluctant to publish prices for their C6. Maserati 4200 coupe out of the price range.

What would really suit my personality is a vulgar saloon. I've always had a soft spot for the Vauxhall Senator for the same reasons....with its chip cutter grille.

Its got to be the Chrysler 300C HEMI V8 in Brilliant Black Crystal Pearlcoat. Fully loaded (no options list as far as I can tell) and therefore a snip at £33k for that Professional Footballer experience!

300C

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Originally posted by MattW:
300C

Oh my God! That's another office-bound employee!

Honda Civic in black with all the extras, i've been trying to get on the Honda site to get an exact price but it takes forever to load!! (we're not all able to get broadband yet Honda!! ) but i'm guessing it'll be less than £50k

my gosh..a 300C estate?

saw one of those a while back..thought it was a merc till the front came into view.....not sure I 'd want a car that folk thought was a merc 'till they'd overtaken it....?

Surely as marketing director I don't get a choice, don't I just get handed the keys to my poverty-spec 1.8 Audi TT as soon as i sign the contract?

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Originally posted by biggbn:
...corvette man...a bond bug..(so he can see that not all plastic sports two seaters with dubious handling charecteristics are the fastest cars on the road from a to b)...

Apart from talking nonsense as usual, you seem to have had a good guess about me. I used to run a Bond Bug.

ah c'mon vette man..i gave ya a callaway as well.....

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Originally posted by biggbn:
ah c'mon vette man..i gave ya a callaway as well.....

You need to give him a sledgehammer..
..no not a callway sledgehammer, just a big piece wood with a large lump of iron attached, he's gonna be renovating the new office. After all, being in the building trade seems to be the only explanation for his seemingly endless supply of cash!

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Originally posted by Roma:
This is what I have so far:

MBD: HR Manager
Palmira: Facilities Manager (inc. Company cars)
Tomark: Service Manager
Alfisti: Consultant
Noxide: Technical Services Manager
raoulduke: Marketing and PR Director
queenjane: Non-executive Director
khanie: Education Services Manager
AndyCardiff: CEO
BeckyM: IT Director
MattW: Logistics Manager
Milky: Valeter (working for MattW)
ivane: Customer Services Manager (working for Tomark)
CupraNut: Catering Manager (aka tea-boy!)
Roma: Sales Director
biggbn: Finance Director

Managing Director: <open>

I am late to the party on this but with no experience (or talents either) I shall nominate myself chief designer - we are building cars right?! Anyway it is my Diktat that only interesting conceptions will be built and no slab sided Mk4 Cortinas (just offended all Cortina lovers )

I thought we were simply one of those monolithic multinationals that cou