Have you ever seen a Vauxhall Corsa driven properly by a woman? Whenever I see them they are either speeding in 30 limits, slamming the brakes on for corners, making a complete pigs ear of parking or trying to push through traffic and cutting people up.
I did a young apprenticeship at a used car place.This girl had only passed her test two days yet she still managed to pull on to the path to park and hit a barrier protecting the cars.It was a Corsa,didn't work very well after.
We got a Chav moved in on our street. Wheelspins every time he pulls away. In one week he's dented both front wings,wrecked his alloys, reversed into a house, bashed a lamppost and run out of fuel.
It's a Corsa. (poor thing)
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I was being driven by one of my friends who drives a bit like an idiot sometimes (likes to have only one hand on the wheel, bullies people out of the fast lane, goes too fast around corners) and one time he pulled out of a junction in front of a Corsa. Personally, I wouldn't have gone because it was a bit close but there was room to spare. Anyway, Corsa woman decided to honk her horn after the manouvre was made and continued to do so when we passed and when she was disappearing in the rear view mirror. Nothing much but it was quite amusing at the time.
Originally posted by Wobbletastic: Have you ever seen a Vauxhall Corsa driven properly by a woman? Whenever I see them they are either speeding in 30 limits, slamming the brakes on for corners, making a complete pigs ear of parking or trying to push through traffic and cutting people up.
Yeah, one of my friends owns a Corsa and drives it properly.
You're wearing tights. I can't take lectures on physics from a man in tights. Dancing yes. Physics no!
Women in Corsas, nope. They're generally harmless. If you want to bash women drivers the only ones who I've ever had problems with are the bullying variety in their husbands company car (normally a BMW X5, or X3, or maybe a Mercedes M Class). Or the not terribly bright people carrier driving variety. Often seen in a Nissan Serena...
Blokes in Corsas.. It's all been said before really..
Have you ever seen a Vauxhall Corsa driven properly by a woman?
....can't say I've ever paid any attention to a Corsa of any sort, so would have no clue as to who may or may not have been driving. Typical Vauxhall; mediocre, dreary, unremarkable and thoroughly dull. Hate to imagine the amount of money they spend in R&D making sure they've engineered in sufficient averageness to their cars. So pre-disposed to producing the automotive equivalent of light drizzle are they that they had to go to the Aussies when they wanted one a bit special.
They must have been gutted when they realised they'd made the Astra VXR ........ Oh noooooo, it's vaguely interesting!
_________________________ "Forward", he cried, from the rear, and the front rank died. And the General sat, and the lines on the map moved from side to side.
The ones I really hate are the dumbwits who try to force their way out onto a m/way or d/c..
I have traffic at my back door, traffic in the outside lane...I can't brake hard or swerve so why oh why try to force the issue unless you really don't want your door mirrors.
Surely you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley
