Abbott arrives into town

Russell: Can I help you?

Abbott: I'm looking for Muriel Underlay

Russell: Shes my ex-wife. I can show you were she is if you like?

Abbott: No...Underlay to go under my carpets with a pattern on it please.

Lol Abbs, however think it is safe in O/T now babes.

No thanks Sakura - Im a man of my words. Anyway gives me a chance to work on trying to create something on this forum.

Part 2:

Russell: I'm sorry...although with her face she'd be better off hidden under a carpet!

Abbott: I'm also looking for some fun

Russell: Well you can come over to your place and I'll bring my wife Larkin around

Abbott: yeah, larking around sounds fun!

Russell: no...thats my wifes name..Larkin

Abbott: Ok....awkwards or what...

Part 3:

Abbott: so I'm here to generate business in this town...its like really dead around here

Russell: Thats because half the town are aliens

Abbott: Really...must be scary at night. You work nights?

Russell: only Baywatch Nights (*think about it*)

Abbott: So how come you know there are aliens in this town?

Russell: My ex-wife is one.

Abbott: Well you did say she had an ugly face

Russell: no that was there before she became an alien

Abbott: oh...Sunset will be up soon.

Russell: nothing like sunset on the beach (*think about it*)

Abbott is staying with Russell and his family, Tom enters

Tom: hi you must be Abbott

Abbott: you must be tom. I was expecting a prostitute

Tom: anyway, there are a few rules in this town

Abbott: really like what?

Tom: you must not get into any trouble

Abbott: i'm fairly armless

And Abbs, wherever you go remember to take baby steps.