Originally posted by maxwell44: That's a bit worrying. Call me nieve but I always assumed everything on Wikipedia was accurate (rather like if you bought an encyclopedia in WH Smiths you would instinctively trust it). Shame if people are making stuff up.
But back to Justin and his huge range of skills. Perhaps next they should have him as a Fighter Pilot Instructor - teaching people how to fly Harrier Jump Jet's and things !! Hehe !!
Sorry, I forgot -
On wikipedia, anybody can edit any page,and it's generally based on trust. So I could actually go on there, and for the sake of example, say that Tony Blair is a closet transvestite, and his wife is actually a dinosaur, despite the fact that neither of these allegations have the slightest foundation in truth. The fact is, it appears that anything false on there seems to get removed by the next editor. For an example of this, look at Kris, Jess, Will, and Zoe's entries on there, assuming that they haven,t been edited again - I mean the last paragraph.
You've got it all wrong - Tony blair is a transvestite dinosaur and his wife is in fact Keith Chegwin.
I think Justin training people how to fly Fighter aircraft would be a good one. Think of the setting being rather like the film 'Top Gun'. It's early morning, the sun is so bright it's almost blinding, and there are half a dozen really expensive fighter aircraft parked in a line on the tarmac. All of a sudden Justin appears, walking in slow motion with the sun behind him, wearing a black aviator's suit, Gucci sunglasses, and carrying his helmit as he walks. His proteges and walking side by side with him as they head for the planes. As they climb into them, the screeching guitar-solo soundtrack is at it's height. The overhead canopes close and the next seen shows them taking off. Justin instructs his juniors over the radio about what to do, all of them are near to fully qualifying now but are still learning from the master. At the end of that scene, que Justin climbing out of the aircraft and slowly walking into the sunset, with his helmet under his left arm. He then heads back to Hollyoaks village and shares another pizza with Warren in the flat before going to bed in the spare room. Hehe !!
Originally posted by maxwell44: I think Justin training people how to fly Fighter aircraft would be a good one. Think of the setting being rather like the film 'Top Gun'. It's early morning, the sun is so bright it's almost blinding, and there are half a dozen really expensive fighter aircraft parked in a line on the tarmac. All of a sudden Justin appears, walking in slow motion with the sun behind him, wearing a black aviator's suit, Gucci sunglasses, and carrying his helmit as he walks. His proteges and walking side by side with him as they head for the planes. As they climb into them, the screeching guitar-solo soundtrack is at it's height. The overhead canopes close and the next seen shows them taking off. Justin instructs his juniors over the radio about what to do, all of them are near to fully qualifying now but are still learning from the master. At the end of that scene, que Justin climbing out of the aircraft and slowly walking into the sunset, with his helmet under his left arm. He then heads back to Hollyoaks village and shares another pizza with Warren in the flat before going to bed in the spare room. Hehe !!
That's good but can we Americanise it further by having them shoot aliens?
In next weeks show, Justin comes up with a cure for cancer, wins a Nobel prize, writes a piece of classical music for a top class pianist but can't find a pianist good enough so performs it himself, gives Carmel a perfect manicure and discovers a solution to the paradox between the ever-constant propagation of light and relative velocity......oh and cracks and egg into a frying pan without breaking the yolk.
LOL and some more laughter x
i want to drive your mind out of your head return it with a smile throw a stick in the oppsit dierection ... that what thinking all about. RIP fone i will always love you x
In next weeks show, Justin comes up with a cure for cancer, wins a Nobel prize, writes a piece of classical music for a top class pianist but can't find a pianist good enough so performs it himself, gives Carmel a perfect manicure and discovers a solution to the paradox between the ever-constant propagation of light and relative velocity......oh and cracks and egg into a frying pan without breaking the yolk.
PMSL!!!
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That would be good. I still think Justin as a fighter pilot training recruits - as I've said above - is a good one (think of Tom Cruise in 'Top Gun'). Lol....
Originally posted by maxwell44: That's a bit worrying. Call me nieve but I always assumed everything on Wikipedia was accurate (rather like if you bought an encyclopedia in WH Smiths you would instinctively trust it). Shame if people are making stuff up.
But back to Justin and his huge range of skills. Perhaps next they should have him as a Fighter Pilot Instructor - teaching people how to fly Harrier Jump Jet's and things !! Hehe !!
Sorry, I forgot -
On wikipedia, anybody can edit any page,and it's generally based on trust. So I could actually go on there, and for the sake of example, say that Tony Blair is a closet transvestite, and his wife is actually a dinosaur, despite the fact that neither of these allegations have the slightest foundation in truth. The fact is, it appears that anything false on there seems to get removed by the next editor. For an example of this, look at Kris, Jess, Will, and Zoe's entries on there, assuming that they haven,t been edited again - I mean the last paragraph.
You've got it all wrong - Tony blair is a transvestite dinosaur and his wife is in fact Keith Chegwin.
Ah, that explains everything...!
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If Justin was to play a fighter pilot in a film he should be the one who is sent on his first mission as soon as he arrives and doesn't come back His appearance would be so brief that most of the other pilots in the squadron wouldn't even know who he was
That would be good. Justin flying off into the sunset never to return. Or maybe Justin being a commander in the SAS. He would have all the gear: boots, black overalls, black ballaclava, huge weapon and loads of grenades. He would be a blackbelt in six differnt martial arts like all SAS men are, as well as being highly trained in survival techniques and the use of weapons. He would be sent to some remote part of Columbia and single handedly kill all the bad guys before coming home to the flat with Warren, sharing another pizza, and then going to bed !! Lol...
Or better still being sent on a mission off Iranian waters On second thoughts that would be a bad idea since they would parade him on TV and we still will not get rid of him
Originally posted by Andy McSurfie: If Justin was to play a fighter pilot in a film he should be the one who is sent on his first mission as soon as he arrives and doesn't come back His appearance would be so brief that most of the other pilots in the squadron wouldn't even know who he was
Or maybe have him as a kamikazi pilot being briefed for his 14th mission...!
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Originally posted by Andy McSurfie: If Justin was to play a fighter pilot in a film he should be the one who is sent on his first mission as soon as he arrives and doesn't come back His appearance would be so brief that most of the other pilots in the squadron wouldn't even know who he was
Nah, his fellow pilots in the squadron would shoot him down.
Or maybe have him as a kamikazi pilot being briefed for his 14th mission...!
Originally posted by maxwell44: A kamakazzi pilot sounds a good idea!! There could be a camera in the cockpit that beams live images to us right up to the moment of impact!! Hehe...
Ah the thought of him being welded into his cockpit so he couldn't bail out and only given enough fuel for a one way trip. That's what the Japanese did to their Kamikasi pilots.
As Justin is one of the worlds most talented and multi-skilled people, how about this: he could leap from a plane at 60,000 feet with a five-mile long bunjie cord attached to him and break the world bunjie jump record. He would be sitting in the plane reading a magazine and chatting, taking the whole thing in his stride, before doning the oxygen mask and leaping. OR, he could set the world's highest tightrope walk record: a 500 metre rope suspended between two aircraft and he walks from one to the next. OR MAYBE, he could set the world's deepest deep-sea diving record by plunging to the bottom of the pacific. MAYBE EVEN Justin could cycle around the entire coastline of Australia non-stop, ending up where he started. HOW ABOUT Justin swimming from Europe to America in one go, climbing out of the sea, towelling off and then jogging across the States non-stop. The possibilites are endless: Justin is the worlds most multi-talented individual after all....Lol...
Originally posted by maxwell44: As Justin is one of the worlds most talented and multi-skilled people, how about this: he could leap from a plane at 60,000 feet with a five-mile long bunjie cord attached to him and break the world bunjie jump record. He would be sitting in the plane reading a magazine and chatting, taking the whole thing in his stride, before doning the oxygen mask and leaping. OR, he could set the world's highest tightrope walk record: a 500 metre rope suspended between two aircraft and he walks from one to the next. OR MAYBE, he could set the world's deepest deep-sea diving record by plunging to the bottom of the pacific. MAYBE EVEN Justin could cycle around the entire coastline of Australia non-stop, ending up where he started. HOW ABOUT Justin swimming from Europe to America in one go, climbing out of the sea, towelling off and then jogging across the States non-stop. The possibilites are endless: Justin is the worlds most multi-talented individual after all....Lol...
And then he could get the Beatles to reform, on a bill with Buddy Holly, Elvis Presley and Jimi Hendrix...!
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Not only was Justin going well beyond his real abilities by miraculously being able to install that safe, but he's now manager of a licenced premises - The Loft. That place would realistically employ 6 or 8 staff, take many hundreds of pounds through the tills each day - a few thousand at weekends - and Justin is in charge of it all now Warren is away. AND HE'S NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK !!! How daft a storyline is that ?!!
