We have so far learned officially from the show that:
1. Justin is an expert safe installer. 2. He's a stallion in the bedroom (as Clare said: 'you're 17 and you're SOOO experienced...'). 3. He's a bar manager in charge of staff, money, etc...
Quite an achiever that lad !! Some more things he could be doing: he could break the record for the fastest ever ski down Mount Everest (picture Justin tearing down the mountain wearing some cool black sunglasses with avalanches chasing him at over 100mph). Also, he could enter a competition for the fastest ever quitar-solo in history (imagine him on TV churning out a meaty guitar-solo on a Fender Strat and seting a new world record for playing speed!!). Or he could enter Formula One racing and win at Brands Hatch and Silverstone in record time!! What a cool guy our Justin is.....
Lifting 40 ton lorries with his teeth? That's a good one! How about that plate spinning act where you spin loads of them on those poles. Justin could keep hundreds going at once, I'm sure! After that he goes and breaks the world high-jump record, before breaking the world record for the longest ever walk that an individual has done walking on their hands. Justin would go from Cornwall to the north-east of Scotland on his hands!! And in record time too!! I still think my last entry about skiing down Mt Everest in record time is a good one too!!
Has anybody mentioned him sorting out Iraq? He's obviously the guy for the job, and then he could do the same in Zimbabwe, and discover vast, untapped oil reserves there!!
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Justin the stud. 'youre only 17 but your soooooo experienced !!!', as Clare said to him this week after their 'liaison'. One of the best lines in Hollyoaks in ages!! So our boy really knows how to please a lady, as well as being able to do any job on earth. Wow!!
Originally posted by maxwell44: Justin the stud. 'youre only 17 but your soooooo experienced !!!', as Clare said to him this week after their 'liaison'. One of the best lines in Hollyoaks in ages!! So our boy really knows how to please a lady, as well as being able to do any job on earth. Wow!!
He is like superman only he doesn't wear his pants on top of his clothes.
Continuing with what Clare said this week about Justin's INCREDIBLE performance, do any of the ladies out there think he would really be that good? I suppose being with an experienced older woman, Becca, at quite a young age would have helped turn him into a bit of a superstud, but for him to really knock Clare out with his 'performance' seemed a bit exagerated this week !!
Originally posted by maxwell44: Continuing with what Clare said this week about Justin's INCREDIBLE performance, do any of the ladies out there think he would really be that good? I suppose being with an experienced older woman, Becca, at quite a young age would have helped turn him into a bit of a superstud, but for him to really knock Clare out with his 'performance' seemed a bit exagerated this week !!
Clare was blatantly faking it, I mean...she's been around a bit and is probably a lot harder to impress than 'saintly' becca...mind you, I bet Jake is a bit of a goer...he looks the type.
Originally posted by The Tall Guy: Has anybody mentioned him sorting out Iraq? He's obviously the guy for the job, and then he could do the same in Zimbabwe, and discover vast, untapped oil reserves there!!
I don't think he did leave school with any GCSE's, as someone queried. I don't know what Becca saw in him and it is clear that Clare was just using him. Becca was really into him it seemed, although she may have just given in and got it on with him because he was so persistent. Clare is a real slapper: for someone to ' get jiggy ' with a person just to advance themselves (money-wise or career-wise or whatever) is bad. Almost like being a wh*re.
HEHEHE.
