Ive been on holiday the past few weeks. Does anyone care to explain whats been going on in hollyoaks

Tom got hold of warrens shotgun and shot max down in a blitz.

Calvin had a sex change and is now a Policewoman yes carmel is in disgust.

Myra has told all the mcqueens to stick it as she is going to set sail as a pirate.

Jack had another heart attack but thats no shock eh?

John paul turned straight at the site of loui bailey at the BSA awards.

Newts imaging groups of friends now to start an army against frankie incase she turns him into another jake dean.

Stephs turning to poetry in an attempt to rival pete dohertys music success.

And much more you must watch lol just kidding thought id liven it up abit. Im thinking about becoming an HO write you see?

although thats not trre, it did make me laugh

Haha im glad it did.

Probably more accurate than half the spoilers here anyway.

Although i wasnt lieing about myra being a pirate:P