Dear all
The song below i dedicate to Ali, and all those who are having a hard time with Preisty story and need a smile during May
FK aka Jake, you know personally i dont think you bad to look at and our a wonderful stop gap till our Craig returns for that SE lol, had to get that in.
BK if you listening/lurking its stop gap right, isnt it, yes, stop gap... i can cope with that, stop gap please pretty please lol.
anyway, its fictional,we know, its not meant to offend anyone so please enjoy.
Jake H hope it makes you laugh to.
With greatest repect to one of my best country and western singers,
Shania Twain, with That dont impress me much I give you..........
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"Priest That Don't Impress Me Much"I've known a few guys who thought they where cool
But you've got being righteous down to an art
You think you're a angel, drive me up the wall
You're a regular alcoholic , and no saint at all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're chosen
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're JP man
Okay, so you're a man of the cloth
Priest that don't impress me much
So you got the white collar but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah some think you're hot
But you won't keep JP warm in the middle of the night
Priest that don't impress me much
I never knew a priest who spent so much time in a pub
And a bottle of beer in his pocket-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oh please
'Cause God forbid all the vow breaking would have it fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're chosen
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're JP Man
Okay, you're not Craig Dean
Priest that don't impress me much
So you got the sweater but have you got snowflake
Don't get me wrong, yeah some think you're hot
But that won't keep Nial away in the hot summer night
Priest that don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to play truth or dare
Make a teenage boy run naked for some bear so you can get in
I can't believe you kiss our poor JP
C'mon BK tell me-you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're chosen
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're JP Man
Okay, so you're a man of the cloth
Priest that don't impress me much
So you got a few fans but you haven’t go us
Don't get me wrong, yeah some think you're hot
But you won't keep JP warm in the middle of the night
Priest that don't impress me much
Priest that don't impress me much
So you got JP coming back but have you got his heart
Don't get me wrong, yeah some think you're hot
But that won't keep Nial away in the hot summer night
Priest that don't impress me much
(repeat last paragraph)
Okay, so with that new hair do, you think you're Elvis or something...
Oo-Oh-Oh
Priest that don't impress me much!
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No
Alright! Alright!
You're !.
Whatever!
Priest that don't impress me much!
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SE - Sunset Ending 2008
Mc-dean is coming home