Dear HO staff and all those non obsessives in this waiting room,
As obsessive as this song sounds, we mean it with the greatest of comedic value, a charicature of the craziness sorrounding the Mcdean story.
It's an appreciation of the
FICTIONAL story/
real actors/
creative writers (*thinks that's enough praising
*) we adore, and which provides us with hours (actually seconds
) of hilarity when compiling this sort of thing.
Enjoy our next song! (hopefully copyrights have not been breached
let us know if it has) It's an homage to Nickleback and McDean.
PS it would have been up sooner but Ali needed to do her bit and well instead of actually lying about Real Life, surprisingly she actually has one and has just got round to it
*******
I'm through with standing in line
to say what should’ve been
it's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
Mcdean hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(tell me what you want)
I want a Sunset Ending
on an episode of ‘Oaks
And a Mcdean Special post watershed
And a starry duvet big enough
for them plus me
(yeah, so what you need)
I'll need a snowflake cardie all worn and used
And a Liverpool banner in my bedroom
Gonna join in all those forums
On the world wide web
(Been there, done that)
I want a brand new script full of old cliches
My own Craig on Hollyoaks Square again
Somewhere between that fountain and
Evissa is fine for me
(So how ya gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade real life for Craig and JP
Even leave my job to get that SE
Cause we all just wanna be Mcdean fans
Living life on-line making SE plans
The threads come easy and the banter’s neat
We can read all night cause we just won’t sleep
And we'll hang out at the soap awards
In the VIP with both Guy and James
Every die-hard fan’s
Gonna wind up there
Every Mcdean lover’s
Gonna stop and stare
Hey hey I wanna love Mcdean
Hey hey I wanna love Mcdean
I wanna wear those hoodies but without the tassles
Hire eight new writers that want late night specials
Auction off cardies
So I can eat my meals for free
I'm gonna dress my threads
with the latest spoilers
Get a funky key to my waiting room
Gonna plead with Guy that he has to
come back for our SE
(So how ya gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade real life for Craig and JP
Even leave my job to get that SE
Cause we all just wanna be Mcdean fans
Living life on-line making SE plans
The threads come easy and the banter’s neat
We can read all night cause we just won’t sleep
And we'll hang out at the soap awards
In the VIP with both Guy and James
Every die-hard fan’s
Gonna wind up there
Every Mcdean lover’s
Gonna stop and stare
And we'll hide out with our own PCs
With the latest smutty fanfics
Cause we love AU
They'll give you everything
lots of red-hot sparks
Everybody's got fh address
on their bookmarks
Hey hey I wanna love Mcdean
Hey hey I wanna love Mcdean
I'm gonna write those fics
that’ll hit the censors
Gonna take my cue
from the queen of smut
Get fan-fic writers doing all the scenes
So we finally get the chance to live out our McDreams
Cause we all just wanna be Mcdean fans
Living life on-line making SE plans
The threads come easy and the banter’s neat
We can read all night cause we just won’t sleep
And we'll hang out at the soap awards
In the VIP with both Guy and James
Every die-hard fan’s
Gonna wind up there
Every Mcdean lover’s
Gonna stop and stare
And we'll hide out with our own PCs
With the latest smutty fanfics
Cause we love AU
They'll give you everything
lots of red-hot sparks
Everybody's got fh address
on their bookmarks
Hey hey I wanna love Mcdean
Hey hey I wanna love Mcdean
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Member #1 - An End Of An Era--- Kress and McDean Fans
Member#1 Missing McDean: Team Snowflake
Member #1 Niall: Sinister-Sexy Club
Member #2 Team Fountain club.
Member #7 of The Darren Osborne Appreciation Club
Member #2 of The Getting Rid of McPriest Club- so priesty can be mines
When I'm down you always make me smile!! 
