10 signs that you are officially a MC-DEANER1.
You have problems with your laptop/computer/internet connection, it won’t switch on, at first there’s panic, then there’s fear, then you feel sick.
The address of every internet café, friend with a computer runs through your head.
You’re internet provider and hit man starts to enter your head at the same time.
Then you realise you forgot to put your plug/connection in and your breathing instantly returns to normal and your heart beat slows as thoughts of bunnies replaces previous murderous thoughts and life seems wonderful again.
2.
Every day conversations become a mission to see how many mc-dean quotes you can repeat in normal everyday conversation. “How to get off the island in lost” and “my taste is a bit more sophisticated then that” is a normal part of everyday life.
This would be fine but afterwards you can’t help but giggle to yourself about how funny and clever you where. Some how the person with you just doesn’t share your humour
3.
You have FH, DS, C4 forum, JSF, JSO and GBF on book marked speed dial (sight maintenance is considered evil) TGODT is considered the enemy.
4.
Tracey’s Island no longer seems like a strange place, in fact it is the most normal place you have visited and you feel at home, and oh the FSO as he is now known is most definitely hot, as is the blue eyed golden boy.
5. Real life friends, who are they? Oh yes, you remember you knew people a long time ago that you had met without the aid of your laptop. They suggest a night out and the first text you send is to other mc-deaners.
1. Help I have to do RL
2. Will you be online later
3. What’s going on, update am still out
4. What are you doing where is my update am dying here
5. Cold sweats update now
6. Am ready to kill
Replies back
“Sorry I was watching a fan-vids/posting/lurking didn’t see your text”
You want to throw something/shout at them but cant as RL friends will think you’re mad, they already think your ill.
6.
BK is god, no his the devil, no his god, his the devil… your not quiet sure but you love him anyway.
7.
You’re certain you would like Mc priest if it was any good. But the fact is it isn’t, how many ways can you analyse that point.
8.
You know snowflake has feelings and has magic powers, it is a person in it its own right and you are glad it has found a good home with Nat on DS.
You also know what it feels like to have a dirty little secret and you think cool am like JP and Craig
9.
Of course you like football and love charities. Is there any question to your dedication? Why else would I drive four hours to watch a bunch of lads play football? I ask you why else? Why else in deed?
10
You’ve been grinning like a Cheshire cat since Guy let that message on GBF and your family are convinced your on drugs. The thing is you know you should tell them the truth so they won’t worry but you’re not sure if the truth would make them feel any better.
And just one more … cause I cant count
11.
You have every JPC moment embedded to memory, the dates the Y-Tube accounts and each look remembered down to the last glance and you know what you think am so glad I found this and am so glad I found the rest of those mc-deaners. Now that’s just the way we are. And you know in your heart SE would be perfect otherwise you would have given up ages ago. And for that reason and reason alone your glad you are as dedicated *cough* obsessed as you are
The class of SE 2008 Mc-dean came home, that it did
*~* Member 16 Missing McDean: Team Snowflake*~*
*~* JP/Craig ~ Christian/Olli ~ Michael/Sara ~ Jack/Ianto ~ My Ships *~*
