Here's a tip. When they show this tournament on TV, go down the park and watch the kids having a kick about. It will be a better standard of football played on better standard of pitches.
Exactly, that wass great. But some parts of even the biggest South African cities are pretty lawless. Will we be able to stop at traffic lights safely?
I'll bow to your superior knowledge on this subject, Capt, as I have little or no knowledge of the African game other than what I have read in the papers and seen on TV. I have no real desire to, either, as I'm not a fan of the game from that part of the world.
I feel that, for every Samuel Eto'o or Didier Drogba, there is an awful player who thinks that a knee-high, career finishing tackle is par for the course and perfectly acceptable