Does he owe somebody money or has he stolen somebody's wife etc?
I just don't get it!
He could barely get a game for Tottenham (who weren't pulling up any trees); none of the big clubs seemed interested in him when Spurs bizarrely decided that he could leave & he constantly gets overlooked for England; the latest time is one of the most baffling omissions I've ever known, as he is probably THE in-form English striker at the moment?
he just needs to abuse a ref or two, miss a drugs test, throw a party where a woman gets abused then not only will he play again for england he'll be captain!