Question:
Who would you rather see up front for England?

Choices:
Jimmy Greaves
Peter Crouch
Fatima Whitbread
Wizbit
Wolf from Gladiators

 

Wolf has disciplinary problems - there'd be too many yellow cards from John Anderson. Wizbit was a freaky programme and his conical shape means he might struggle in the air. Whitbread would provide some muscle but Petra Felke will probably beat her on the last throw as usual. Greaves has had his day I reckon but Crouch, well he's got a surprisingly good touch for a big man you know. I'll go for for Crouch!

agree on most of that bit the thing with wizbit is he can go haha this a way, haha that a way, haha this a way, my oh my

then again, would the ball pop on his cone head?

surely wizbit.. .because Paul Daniels could use magic to get the goal!

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Originally posted by Ervil le Baron:
Wolf has disciplinary problems....

ROFL! That had me in hysterics!

I would go for the wolfman despite his dodgy disciplinary record, A-WOOGA!

If we are going with Fatima up front can we have Tessa Sanderson partnering Terry???

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Originally posted by Ervil le Baron:
Crouch, well he's got a surprisingly good touch for a big man you know.

I have a bet on how long it takes a presenter to mention that each game...and 14 mins is pretty good!

there was a great picture of him and wright phillips this morning in the paper!!!


SWP is 5'4" and Crouch being 6'7" - looked very weird!

Apparently Wolf has been brought in to help Rooney with his temper.

Good to know Sven is using his contacts to positive effect.

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Apparently Wolf has been brought in to help Rooney with his temper.

Good to know Sven is using his contacts to positive effect.

well hes less scary that Nancy!!

I thought Nancy was Wolf.

nah Wolf aint that tanned!!

Can't believe Greavsie hasn't been voted for so far.

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Can't believe Greavsie hasn't been voted for so far.

he's not yellow and he doesn't to magic!!

Gazza!!!!!!!!!

Lee Sharpe..... then at least i could be a girly fan and look at legs!

I don't recall seeing Lee Sharpe or Gazza in the poll.

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I don't recall seeing Lee Sharpe or Gazza in the poll.

hes always on my poll (resisting rude comments)

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No but they would do a better job than Fatima Whitbread lol

Maybe the Whitbread, Gazza and Lee Sharpe combo up front could be the answer for Sven.

that would be scary coming towards any defence!

Not the Coventry City defence of 1986/7.

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Not the Coventry City defence of 1986/7.

you may have a point.... but think the fact that they wore light blue made them less scary!

Well said dannyt. Ogrizovic, Peake, Kilcline, Borrows and Downs make Gallas and Terry et al look like Sunday league amateurs!

kilcline would scare the hell out of anyone

Is it true Brian Kilcline's uncle was JFK?