yes, and the grassy knoll was in fact bill baileys face

That's just ridiculous.

What, like peter Crouch getting games for England? Personally I went for Wolf from Gladiators. Sepp Blatter could mention to John Fashanu he should be more proactive in his treatment of the Wolfman's temper.

I thought John Anderson dealt quite well with Wolf's indiscipline, usually with a swift yellow card. I agree that on a few occasions his helmet throwing antics could have led to an early bath but he was probably let off as it was his first offence of the night.

More of a concern was Hunter inciting the crowd with his bow and arrow nonsense.

I certainly think Wolf could do a job for England.

We don't need Ulrika Johnson hanging around again, not with her record...

This was a tough call!!
Fatima, knows nothing about "man marking".
Wizbit, good in the air but lacking body for a tough tackle.
Wolf, all bustle and blunder, but underneath it all a pussycat. The "Emile Heskey" of Gladiators.
Peter Crouch, HA HA HA!! If this lighthouse (is this rhyming slang??) is International class then there's hope for me yet, as an overweight 38 year with no cruciates in my left knee. Can't believe how low we've sunk, as to pick one so talentless. Surely someone that size should be spitting fire and poison all over opposition defenders?? He lets them take the mick out of him with his "no, no, after you persona"!! At least give 110% as this might be your only chance, son!!! He has the heart of a newly born calf, and his first touch ain't much better!!! The only thing we'll ever win with him in the team, is the sympathy vote.
It has 2b Jimmy. Even without the Saint, despite the fact he's as old as Methuselah, and whether he's on the sauce or not, he'll still have more skill in his little finger , than Pedro does in his entire misshapen frame. If it was down to those 2 left on the playground wall, and my life depended on it, I'd bags Greavsie, and let the other mob have Crouch(ing Tiger Hidden Ability!!!). They've both scored the same amount of points in the Fantasy League so far this season, so I'm plumping for age and experience over a lump of wood.