Feeling very gloomy today, obviously.

Such gloom however somehow makes me proud of those few players who at least put some heart and elbow grease in last night and try to find some reasons not to be completely fed up.

So I am trying to smile, if only for the following reasons:

1) When we finally get our hands on a major trophy, the party will last all summer

2) We won't have cheated or done it by bribery or illegally influencing anyone like various other institutions do

3)We'll be able to say, "Don't worry, there's always next year!" to Milan and Juve fans all summer

4)It's surely better to lose than to win like a juventino

5)It's surely better to lose than to win as one of the cuginacci rossoneri

6)Javier Zanetti and Ivan Ramiro Cordoba. These two are reasons to support Inter on their own. Players like these two deserve to win. Idols both of them.

7) We are going to retain the Coppa Italia this year, and Milan and Juve are already out

8) Last year's Champions League final. Heh heh heh! Liiii-ver pool!! Liiii-verpool!!

9) Four words: Rain, Collina, umbrella, Perugia. Enough said.

Inter supporters: more of these, please!

Il Mister.

10) Out kit is like well nice and stuff.

Have fun with Coppa Italia

I swear this thread gets started at this point in every season.

Yes. But finally I have actually contributed a half decent reason for keeping the faith.

Did you ?

12) Starting XI's featuring no Italian players

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Originally posted by verno:
Did you ?

He did, but it seems to have been deleted.

Can't have been that good a reason...

13) Beat the sh*t out of your players for living up to expection:lose

1 ) We always have great transfer campaign, buying old horses or injured Brasilians and selling best defensive players in the world for 3rd choice gk.

2 ) It is nice to see that every year we are title contenders till season starts...

3 ) We can dream about second place every year

4 ) But as we are usually third it is nice to see us playing in the summer in Cl qualifications vs world class sides from Ukraine or Bulgaria

5 ) We regularly win Tim Trophy every year, beating Juventus and Milan for only 45 minutes

6 ) Dont forget we are really nightmare in Coppa Italia most beatiful competition on the planet.

7 ) Nice to see that we destroyed every good player we bought in the past

Here, let's re-number these. Remember we want to find as many reasons as possible to support Sinter

14) We always have great transfer campaign, buying old horses or injured Brasilians and selling best defensive players in the world for 3rd choice gk.

15 ) It is nice to see that every year we are title contenders till season starts...

16 ) We can dream about second place every year

17 ) But as we are usually third it is nice to see us playing in the summer in Cl qualifications vs world class sides from Ukraine or Bulgaria

18 ) We regularly win Tim Trophy every year, beating Juventus and Milan for only 45 minutes

19 ) Dont forget we are really nightmare in Coppa Italia most beatiful competition on the planet.

20 ) Nice to see that we destroyed every good player we bought in the past.

Now we have 20. More please

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Originally posted by MICHAEL_LA_VIOLA:

quote:

Originally posted by verno:
Did you ?

He did, but it seems to have been deleted.

I posted before his reason got deleted.

1) When we finally get our hands on a major trophy, the party will last all summer, and for another 18 years.

2) We won't have cheated or done it by bribery or illegally influencing anyone like various other institutions do, because we won’t have done it at all.

3)We'll be able to say, "Don't worry, there's always next year!" to Milan and Juve fans all summer, even though one of them will probably have just won the champions league.

4)It's surely better to lose than to win like a juventino, even though we’ve never been Juventini so I can’t compare and am talking b*ll*x.

5)It's surely better to lose than to win as one of the cuginacci rossoneri, ditto reason no. 4.

6)Javier Zanetti and Ivan Ramiro Cordoba. These two are reasons to support Inter on their own. Players like these two deserve to win. Idols both of them. Because no other team has idol’s.

7) We are going to retain the Coppa Italia this year, and Milan and Juve are already out, I bet they care too.

8) Last year's Champions League final. Heh heh heh! Liiii-ver pool!! Liiii-verpool!!, because we’ll never win anything again so we support other teams.

9) Four words: Rain, Collina, umbrella, Perugia. Enough said. Because no. 2 doesn’t exist, oops...!

I've been moderated!
Moral of the story: No doing a Berlusconi.

And yes Verno. Yes I did.

21) Cambiasso.

Reason number 22 for shopping at Morattisons. They give you great specimen like Fabio Cannavaro and kindly dispose of your unwanted recyclables like Carini.

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Originally posted by Phonicsdude:
I've been moderated!
Moral of the story: No doing a Berlusconi.

And yes Verno. Yes I did.

21) Cambiasso.

It was hardly offensive was it! Must have something to do with Easter coming up Ed? I don't think if he's going to come back it'll be through a Italian football forum myself

22) we're going to beat Milan today.......

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Originally posted by drughi:
1 ) We always have great transfer campaign, buying old horses or injured Brasilians and selling best defensive players in the world for 3rd choice gk.

2 ) It is nice to see that every year we are title contenders till season starts...

3 ) We can dream about second place every year

4 ) But as we are usually third it is nice to see us playing in the summer in Cl qualifications vs world class sides from Ukraine or Bulgaria

5 ) We regularly win Tim Trophy every year, beating Juventus and Milan for only 45 minutes

6 ) Dont forget we are really nightmare in Coppa Italia most beatiful competition on the planet.

7 ) Nice to see that we destroyed every good player we bought in the past

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Originally posted by Micky2005:
Reason number 22 for shopping at Morattisons. They give you great specimen like Fabio Cannavaro and kindly dispose of your unwanted recyclables like Carini.

It's so funny because its true....

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Originally posted by Shaker Beads:
It was hardly offensive was it!

Maybe not to you.

You have the luxury of watching decent enough players become stars at other clubs e.g.Morfeo

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Originally posted by Parma fan Andy:
You have the luxury of watching decent enough players become stars at other clubs e.g.Morfeo

That just shows how low you aim.

The true answer is that the only reason you need to be an Inter fan is because it's the right - and only - thing to do.

No further comment required.

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