Good job it wasn't Boro who got food poisoning, otherwise they wouldn't have turned up. Did it against Blackburn, got lucky that a sprinkling of snow gave them a dubious excuse to cancel a match against Newcastle when they had players injured.
The most priceless moment of the season was seeing who Sunderland eventually won a match against.
Maccarone used to be promising, then he moved to Boro. I thought he was a bit young, but he's managed to copy so many ex Boro players and waste his career.
It's called Sex Panther, by Odeon. It's illegal in 9 other countries. It's made with pieces of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies you know - 60% of the time, it works every time!
