Did you know....

Mars has a mountain (a dormant volcano) that is over 3 times the size of Everest - 17 miles high.

(cool thread, S_P!)

A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day.

Thank fook I'm so lazy.

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Originally posted by Markieboy:
Venona Lukic was in the Munich Air Crash

But she wasn't his pregnant mother as people believe.

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Originally posted by Curva Fiesole:
A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day.

That's not true is it C_F?

I call your bluff, signor

According to my source it is.

That was hard work - another gallon gone!!

Wow, better received than I'd anticipated.

Did you know...

I am about to have my tea.

Any toothbrush within 6ft of a toilet can be considered to be contaminated.

I'm about to have my tea too.

Did you know the major bookies are trying to stop paying their staff double time on a Sunday?

Checky fecks. Will you be mounting some kind of protest ?

Did you know... Cats sleep for 18 hours out of every 24.

Well I'm thinking about joining the union. I just found out that we had one.

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Originally posted by verno:

Did you know... Cats sleep for 18 hours out of every 24.

Did you know CATS ARE EVIL!

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Originally posted by Dels2:
Well I'm thinking about joining the union. I just found out that we had one.

Power to the people.

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Did you know CATS ARE EVIL !

I am afraid you are mistaken.

At age 47, the Rolling Stones' Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing. Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year.

Not long after, Bill's 30-year-old son Stephen married Mandy's mother, age 46. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother.

If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father's father-in-law and his own grandpa. Or something.

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Originally posted by Mezz:
At age 47, the Rolling Stones' Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing. Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year.

Nonce.

Teddy Sheringham dated her sister. Nicole/a.

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At age 47, the Rolling Stones' Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing.

Bloody nora, and there was me feeling guilty for fancying a 19 year old! (and I'm only 26)

Didn't know Wyman was a raving paedo.

You didn't know he had a relationship with Mandy Smith when she was 13?

Jimmy Page had a relationship with a 14 year old.

Yes.
Also blessed by her mother.

How charming eh?

That's ok dear, you're only 14 but he's Jimmy Page out of Led Zep, kerching kerching.

Did you know that over 50% of the planet's population have never made a phone call.

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Originally posted by Dels2:
Yes.
Also blessed by her mother.

For once, I'm speechless!

I blame the parents. Any rocker who wanted to give my 14 year old daughter a "whole lotta love" certainly wouldn't get my blessing.

Especially one out of Led Zep.

You may as well invite all your mates round and give your daughter a roasting yourself........err, perhaps that's going a bit too far.