In the faceless society that is the 'Internet' (or International Network), people (or 'buddies') are forced to rely on colours, CAPITALS and in order to understand someone's current mood.
Red is quite an aggressive colour, more so than grey for example, so one must automatically assume that anyone who writes in red is angry (or "has a beef").
RED CAPITALS clearly mean that the poster has either recently CAUGHT THEIR GENITALS IN THE ZIP OF THEIR JEANS, or has just found their best mate 'FEEDING THEIR MUM'S PONY'.
Looking forward to the final league table. If I have won I'd like to dedicate the victory to Marcello. Seems appropriate particularly as he was leading when he died and would probably be the only person to mount a challenge to my brilliance.