I had a serious 'bowel' problem after eating a Snickers while driving down the M25 . I couldn't find a service station fast enough (almost). I make sure I'm within easy reach of facilities before I eat one now .

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Originally posted by mikey1892:
I chickened out of a mars and went for the more filling snickers...

Christ, I didn't realise you were putting that much stock in to the decision!

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Originally posted by blackandblue:
I had a serious 'bowel' problem after eating a Snickers while driving down the M25 . I couldn't find a service station fast enough (almost). I make sure I'm within easy reach of facilities before I eat one now .

Nut allergy perhaps?

Juve black and white? Notts County.

Then again, I do actually have access to the Internet beleive it or not, so I suppose that does not proove anything.

Why blue and black? Then again, I think you might have the Internet also!

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I think you might have the Internet also!

How can you tell?

Do you know what, Laverne? I have no idea why we are black and blue ! Maybe because it's not black and red, or black and white. I know when we were formed and I know why. I know what we were called in the Fascist era, and why. I know the names of some of our greatest players from years ago, I know the 'proper' name of the stadium, I know where our training ground is (I've been there, seen the training taking place).

But the colours? Not a scooby doo, I'm afraid.

I have a joke.

long ago, there were three football teams, Milan, Inter and Juventus.

But there was a problem. All three wore the same coloured shirt. It was completely black.

The clubs soon realised they each one would have to wear a different coloured shirt to avoid confusion, but not one of the three was willing to give up their black shirts.

So one day the three club owners decided to meet in order to discuss the situation. After hours of pointless bickering, god appeared from the heavens.

The club owners couldn't beleive their eyes.

"You must choose your colours" he commanded.

The Milan owner steps forward. "We will have red, the colour of your blood".

God casts a miracle and the black Milan shirt suddenly gets its dazzling red stripes.

The Inter owner (who was thinking of red) said "Then we will take blue, the colour of the sky from which you came"

God points at the shirt at the blue stripes appear.

It is the turn of Juventus but the owner reluctantly says "We are not changing for anyone, we want to keep the black forever"

"Choose, I havn't got all day, choose your colour" god says.

The Juventus owner replies "I told you god that we're allwhite"

"Taxi for Lavazza!"

Tough crowd tonight!

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Originally posted by blackandblue:
Someone ask Laverne why Juve play in black and white stripes . Let's see if he knows anything about the team he allegedly 'supports'...

Because those are the colours of cocaine and Kong Voodoo pills? Duh!

Still better than blue, the colour of Inter's club and fans' feelings for not winning jack since 89.

Cocaine and kong voodoo pills?

How do you know that, huh?

Who do you support anyway?

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Originally posted by Mezz:
I'm not a big fan of Mars bars, but I can just about tolerate them when they've been in the fridge for a bit.

I'm with you there, Mezz. A Snickers would also have to be in the fridge a while before I could eat it.

I had a Boost today. I haven't had one since I was at school. They used to be a sickly delight but now they taste rank.

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Originally posted by Lavagna:
Cocaine and kong voodoo pills?

How do you know that, huh?

Who do you support anyway?

Wife and two kids (at least that's what social services think).

To tell the truth, I am a "Gobbo" as well. A Juve fan to the core but also have 4 other teams whose results I check.

Talking of chocolate bars, Inter need a Boost!

Well they do have added glucose now.

Inter seem a bit more like a fudge finger to me

Unsatisfying and easily squashed ?

Not as big as they used to be?

Caramel, crunchy biscuit and thick milk chococate!