I m a 20 year old male and would like cosmetic surgery; I have an ass where my face should be, and limbs in the wrong place.
But would Nicky make me look like a ten year old boy? if so what would be my legal age of consent?

Probably 16 like everybody else.

is this a joke thread?

I wouldn't worry about it brightonalex... there are bound to still be some school teachers about, that think the age of consent is about 9 if you are desperate.