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No. Just sarky. Razz


"Oh my crikey! I've sat on her to death."
 
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lol... theres a difference?


Like in programming.. we must all be polyMorphic... and constantly adapt to our suroundings.
 
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Yes, there's a difference. I'm very sarcastic but not very bitchy. So...yeah. Something about that. Lack of sleep.


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i am confused Frown


Like in programming.. we must all be polyMorphic... and constantly adapt to our suroundings.
 
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I'm always confused. I need a coffee.

Post some quotes!


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Oh... movie quotes.... gotcha....

"We have a situation.... i know!"


Like in programming.. we must all be polyMorphic... and constantly adapt to our suroundings.
 
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Not really a quote but I love the way Denholm says "Elton John!" His expression just makes me laugh.

"I've been having dark thoughts?"
"What kind of thoughts?"
"Dark ones."

Everything Moss says, basically. His delivery is classic.


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Just a few more...

Bill: She died?!
Moss: Yep. Completely.

Denholm with the her age/my age thing. "And that enlikening turned into a friendship..."

Roy: Hello, IT, have you tried turning it off and on again? Have you trying sticking it up your arse?

Jen: I'm closed for maintenance.


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Moss- (reading fire thingy) Stand upright...well now i can't read it...oh, not me..i am a giddy goat.

Can't stop saying that!


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(back story: got new baby jacket potatoes in work today, a french company called 'la cabrette: reine des pomme de terre' and a picture of a little goat <hence the name> and i just had to think this...)

roy: i don't like goats being involved in any part of the food making process!


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i'm the nuts one! my room and board depends on it... * Hufflepuff of the A-team thread
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"Hey Moss.... want to go out on a date with me?"

"I would love to Jen... but i am helping my good friend Roy at teh moment"


Like in programming.. we must all be polyMorphic... and constantly adapt to our suroundings.
 
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my fave two are:

jen: goths are people to u no!

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Moss: well me and roy hired prositutes, but we were to scared to do anything so we took them to the fair


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... free buffets is what pursuaded me to attend the open day for the Uni i am at now... so they do work Smile


Like in programming.. we must all be polyMorphic... and constantly adapt to our suroundings.
 
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"The driver hooks the function, by patching the system call table, so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread is about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in invalid memory"
 
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... Hello !?
 
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Roy: Is nobody going to get the phone suppose I'll get it. *picks up strange object* Nope that is not a phone, I think I'll lie down for a minute *lies down on the floor*

It's not exact but I think thats basically it. Off of Episode 1, possibly my favourite episode.
 
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The classic...[probably already been mentioned]
Roy: Have you tried turning it on and off again?

Haha cracks me up everytime he says it.
 
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Moss: Laughs
Jen: what are you laughing at?
Moss: this flippin Circuit board jen!

(lol) orr

FLIP OFF!

lmao Big Grin


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My favourite quote:

Roy "Is it a mac or a PC"

...long pause...

Julie "yes"

Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin


“Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.”
 
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Oooo which uni do you work for Floppy?


“Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.”
 
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Originally posted by SazBomb:
My favourite quote:

Roy "Is it a mac or a PC"

...long pause...

Julie "yes"

Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

that one gets me... i work in a primary school, and everytime... without fail... if you ask an either or question you get answered 'yes'...


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Ah ok Floppy Wink

I was worried in case we worked at the same one Ninja


“Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.”
 
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Continued from Elfgirl's quote...

Roy: 'Hello, IT, have you tried turning it off and on again? Have you trying sticking it up your arse?

Yeah....I just realised that was my Mother...'

Probably not very acurate :P


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Vince: "I do my best work when you're oblivious...I lean you against the pillar and I go at you..."
Howard: "That's perverted"
Vince: "If I didn't, you'd look like stig of the dump"
 
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Univerity of Bemuda


Like in programming.. we must all be polyMorphic... and constantly adapt to our suroundings.
 
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Noticed I hadn't put any quotes for a while, so here's one:

Moss: She's a busy miss lizy!

And another:

Moss: Tape-as.

One more:

Richmond: I'm not my usual cheerey self at all.

Ok, one more, the last, honest:

Moss: BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD! (Must have left caps lock on Big Grin )


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