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Originally posted by mappyman:
this show has a kind of Napoleon Dynamite appeal to it

No it doesn't! Gosh!

I'm trying to remember quotes but I've had no sleep so I'm barely able to type a coherent setence at this moment. Remind me so I can say them to myself to get through work today!

why aren't there any posh goths?

they're just too cheerful.

Yay, 4 pages!

Roy: "At least everything is back to normal. As lin g as nobody goes through that door!"

"hes going to come out and play with us for a while"

"She has a baby, i thought she was just smuggling office supplies" . cut to him on a bus with a monitor under his t-shirt! i was hilarious!
Love sam xx

"Your a TAP-ASS"

"She died..... completly"

Quote 1:
Moss: You're not going to Adam and believe this!

Quote 2:
Moss: That number's easy to remember... 0118 999, 881 99, 9 119 725... 3.

Quote 3:
Moss: Have you seen my new cup.
Roy: What's so special about your new cup.
Moss: It's got a picture of me on it. I'm so fed up of people using my cup...
Roy: But Moss, there's no picture of you there.
Moss: Yes there is. Guess where it is...
Roy: Where is it?
Moss: On the base.
Roy: Roy... there is nothing there.
Moss: Oh...

"How can you eat a muffin, you ate a whole chicken at the stress buffet".... do we nearly have a full transcript yet lol

i love these quotes people! making me laugh so hard! my favourite is the a-team one. brilliant.

"I bet he declairs war on something, he always declairs war"

'she's easy to reckonise, she has three rows of teeth.'

"The needle!!....It's freaking out!!"

"Chairman Wow!!"

"I can't go to prison, they'll rape the flip out of me!!"

"im going to level with you Roy... i don't think i will florish in a prison environment"

'Look, I told you, she's busy. Hey back off buster, this lady's busy. Too busy for you. Busy. Brilliant!'

also, not a quote but in the intro > where the cursor gets stuck on 'written by Graham Linehan' window! That is original! Awesome.

"shes a busy miss lissy"

Oh and the BSOD in the intro is not windows, its Linux, as pointed out by MrNiceGuyUk:-

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The blue crash screen on the title sequence is a Kernel panic on Red Hat Linux, as evidenced by it trying to run Anaconda to install things. Shame Neil Hannon's music uses a *Windows* error sound at this point of the tune...

Jen: I can't believ your going to tell on me. You're like a bunch of evil old ladies.
Moss: What did she say?
Roy: She said that we're like horrible old ladies.
Moss: She didnt!

Morphedparadox - well if it's a windows soundbite for a Linux error... that's hilarious!

Moss: “Oh come she’s a receptionist she is hardly likely to gossip.”
*Jen walks into the room pointing and laughing at Roy*
Moss:“She might have told Jen”

Moss: "Two eyes, thats the best amount of eyes"

ohh and then there is this quote


Jen:“If your date proved anything last night women like a man without poo on his fore head”

Dez: "Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?"

Moss: (The Ultimate Line) They're gonna throw us away like yesterday's jam!