She's here!!!

Irma's visiting the other half and I'm not on a main road so I can't shout at buses.

What do I do ?????

Ransack the local co-op

Go to the mall and scare a dog! (not really!)

eat... eat and.. ummm... eat...

then moan about eating...

that's what i do...

Get a large supply of chocolate for her and be VERY careful about what you say and do.

yep... chocolate!

...... how much chocolate... those "worlds largest bars" ?

Fine. Raid the local co-op for chocolate

ahhh yes chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate
can't recommend it strongly enough.

pity chocolate is vile though isn't it?

HOW DARE YOU

chocolate is SO nice and its great to tame aunt irma

So... chocolate helps then... i get that feeling

Chocolate increases seratonin levels in the brain, so it makes you feel happier

A big meaty thank you to all for your help and suggestions (which I've followed).

It seems the best long-term solution is to invest in a cocoa plantation!!

The Wicked Witch melts on contact with water,
Superman is weakened by kryponite and
Irma crumbles under the might of Dairy Milk!

Give her complete control of the TV remote

TV remote.... with chocolate

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Originally posted by adsluk:
TV remote.... with chocolate

And a hot water bottle...and some gin

Sounds like heaven Dru

I like to think i dont change at all but ive been told im a right cow so never mind

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Originally posted by SazBomb:
Sounds like heaven Dru

I favour gin over chocolate every time...but if a Galaxy Caramel were made available, it'd be rude to turn it down

what a about a Jack Fultons Chocolate Guatoe?

Think of someone you don't like, go to the gym and exercise - for every minute spent exercising you can call the disliked one any name you like (privately not to their face!) - increases seratonin and gets rid of bile in one stroke

..... that sounds healty

Help Aunt Irma is visiting and i'm really suffering