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come! hit me with some Moss quotes!

Jen: What's so funny?
Moss: This flippin circuit board Jen

lmao!


she's dead. yeah. she died.
 
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Oh God, where do you start...? Big Grin

Yep, that referee certainly was the villain of the piece.

Flip off!

Fire...exclamation mark. Fire...exclamation mark.

I'll put it over here with the rest of the fire.

I'm going to kill you, you bloody woman! (His dating agency profile. Lol)

I bet he declares war on something, he loves declaring war!

Oh come on. She's a secretary, she's hardly gossip.

....I'll have to watch them again, memory's faded! Big Grin



Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
 
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....okay, which country am I speaking to?
 
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she died....compleatly

would i blow everyones mind if i ate desert first?

They're fairly regular, the beatings, yes. I'd say we're on a biweekly beating

the spider is now upon my person


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Moss And Richmond. Forever xD
No Day but today

 
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Flip off!!

I've been swearing like a flipping docker!


Moss is soo cute!!! You just wanna take him home and look after him, poor naive little thing lol


Myuhuhuhuhuhu! Feel the wrath of the Otaku revolution! Manga is coming! Muwhahaha!
(Sucky avatar system! I want my own dang nabbit!)
 
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you better adam and belive it


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DESMOND ROCK ON WITH YA ACENT BABY =D

"What ya gonna do...splash me?!"
"Swell. Now we can all sue Oceanic together!"
"Oh look, there's my favourite leaf!"
"There's a new sheriff in town boys! Ya'll best get used to it!"
see you in another life, brother!
"Lower your gun.... or i'll shoot his damn head off, brother!"


#8 HOT MILKMAN FANCLUB
#1 FOUNDER - LOVERS OF DESMOND FANCLUB
#43 DESCIPLES OF THE SUPERDOC FANCLUB
14# DOMINIC MONAGHAN FANCLUB
#40 JOSH HOLLOWAY FAN CLUB
#146 CHARLIE FAN CLUB

What did 1 snowman say to the other ?
Smells like carrots - hehehe
 
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don't worry ladies i'm sitting on the toilet but i'm not using it
 
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Desmond's-not-in-his-room-he's-supposed-to-be-in-his-room-he's-not-in-his-room-why-is-he...not... in... his room....


"I dont know whether it's from blood loss or smoke inhilation by i feel fantastic!" - roy
 
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Oh...Four...I mean five! I mean fire!
 
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... suicide?

for starters, yes.

:P


"I dont know whether it's from blood loss or smoke inhilation by i feel fantastic!" - roy
 
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Oh...Four...I mean five! I mean fire!


^
I lolled at that one
 
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"You haven't been thinkng about self harm!?!" (Therapist)
"Yes, Self Harm ....... Harm of the Self!" (Moss)
 
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my favourites just hav 2 be...

what is he, the soldering iron police?

AND

Stop doing this, your always doing this. Your making it go back IN!
 
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Stop doing this, your always doing this. Your making it go back IN!


The toilet scene... PRICELESS laughs!


--Phot0n
 
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"Moss, what did you have for breakfast?"
"Smarties cereal."
"Oh my god - I didn't even know smarties made a cereal!"
"They don't. It's just smarties, in a bowl, with milk."


* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
You're Eating Poo-wiches.
 
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*Bending down reading fire extinguisher* "Stand upright" *he stands up* "Well, I can't read it now. Ohh! Not me! I AM a giddy goat!"


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Registered: 10-01-03 (Apparently) Where have all my buddies from then gone?!

On the to do list:
Matt Berry; Julian Barratt; Richard Ayoade; Russell Brand and per'aps Noel Fielding.
 
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Tape asst.

That's easy to remember 0118 999 881 999 119 725.... 3.
 
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fire? fire? no? as jen walks out of the room

richmonds out of his room, whys he out of his room , his not in his room
 
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Desmond's-not-in-his-room-he's-supposed-to-be-in-his-room-he's-not-in-his-room-why-is-he...not... in... his room....


lol its richmond and he is a great character to hope he features in the new series too Smile
 
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Moss - thats a bit sexiest isnt it?

Roy - do you know one who isnt obsessed with shoes?

Moss - no, but i only know one woman and she just left the room shouting THE SHOES'ah
 
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i cant go to prison roy they'll rape the flip out of me Disappointed
 
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i'll level with you , i dont think i would flurish in a prison enviroment roy
 
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no one would use that sort of information against us oh wait a second they would, wouldnt they OH NO,
 
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if you dont its just going to be you, me and tim burton over there - to jen to save roy "with richmond in background Smile"
 
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Desmond's-not-in-his-room-he's-supposed-to-be-in-his-room-he's-not-in-his-room-why-is-he...not... in... his room....


thought it was richmond?


"I'M THE KINDA HUMAN WRECKAGE THAT YOU LOVE!"

#6 WE HATE NIALL, HE KILLED MAX CLUB
 
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