So lets replace him with me.... for i am far superior... and have a moss type 'fro

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and have a moss type 'fro

the king is dead, long live the king!

Ooo can i have a lion king type birth

we're shipping the baboon in specially...

Woo yay.... and my dolphins.... with lazer beems attached to there freeking heads?

if you wish...

that'll be £3million extra please...

**hands hitchhiker £3,000,000 and slips £50 in her back pocket**

dolphins have been ordered.. they are on their way from a secret underwater cia research lab... lasers are pre-fitted, and come in a range of pretty colours (the teal is to die for)...

the baboon is complaining about the height of the cliff though.. turns out he suffers from vertigo... *ahem*

Can we have birght pink dolphins... that shoot stars and strips lazer beams?

Blackmail the baboon by telling him if he doesn't get his bright red behind up there.... he shall be replaced indefinatly

now we have hot pink and magenta dolphins, would you like either of as your pink?

the lasers will be no bother, will take a basic level of tinkering to sort out...

have had words with the baboon, told him i would replace him with a gibbon, baboons and gibbons have a heavy rivalry, i knew there was no way he'd be upstaged by a gibbon.

Do you have a baby pink flavor of dolphin... good girl i trust you with all the technobabble parts

Good idea... and then tell him you know King Kong personally if he still refuses.... that should have him shaking in his boots

the gibbon worked a treat.. baboon a go go... i repeat baboon a go go...

the cia tell me they specialise in baby pink dolphins... so, you're in luck...

Yes.... it is all coming together.... i presume all animals are pre-kneel-able... i want mass kneeling

well.. the dolphins may find it diificult..

all other animals are based on rafts surrounded by dolphins are are kneeling in exspectation...

Yess!!!!


It is complete....... **strokes his chin**

I am happy......

that's good...

elton john says he'd like to sing for the event... but i'm not sure it's really him...

He can't be... he has avoided me all night... and i am a hansum ladd

*roflmao at last comment*

im not laughing.... i am dissapointed... makes me want to go back to girls again

i'm sure the men of the land shall be gutted...

As they shall.... and that builder sure aint getting any from me :@