the best quotes definatly are
fire exclamation mark! fire exclamation mark! help me exclamation mark! 123 (something) street looking forward to hearing from you all the best mourice moss

and...

jiminey jones!the nature of the thing that has happened has changed slightly rendering it yet more interesting!!

reeyy
luvs ya steph n lozzi

I think there is already a thred for this... and it goes on for like 70 pages... and contains the whole scipt for each episode

FLIP OFF!

language indeed

Tch.... i thought these forums were moderated :@

The best quote so far has got to be the most obvious one, "hello I.T." . I mean I come on guys, it's a classic!!!

Suppose... he works in IT.... that means somehow he is better than other people.

would you adam and believe it

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I think Roy's support call is quality !!!

"Is the button glowing?"
"The button turns it on!"
"Yo do know how to use a button!?!"

My fave is from Roy in episode 6:

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

<pause>

'Well have you tried sticking it up yer a*se' ... Then realising it was his mum lol

i love when roy says "im sorry but are you from the past?"

and

"whats wrong with the monkey?, its a lovely monkey, what he doing in goal?" his face is so funny when he says that.

and also when he's like "im gonna kill you!!!" to that lady with the stress machine funniest thing ever that episode 2!

oh and also when he's talking to moss' girlfriend he's like " my mum is a sexy lady not that i would want to have sex with her, i can imagine her now what are you doin roy what are u doin!" lol!
and moss when he says "would i blow everyones mind if i had dessert first?"

"That would be trousers food!"

Its not a quote exactly but when The Toilet cleaner yells"TOILETS" and Denolm replies "Thats right Doodles" cracks me up every time i see it.

i also love when denholm is like "turned around four dead cyclists! all my fault!"

[Moss on the toilet for his Lonely Hearts video] "Mom.. you always do that... you're making it go back in!"

To date, this is the funniest part of the show and I believe it was played during the credits...

"mom"? lol, r u american?

Sorry... I was quoting from very rusty memory banks... and yes... I'm American... and yes... we say "mom" and damn proud of it.

"cradle of filth, its not actually a cradle of filth, that would be disgusting."

jen:"i like your make up"
richmond: "I'm not wearing any!"

truly great

Jen: Where did you get that pizza?
Roy: Some Idiot left it in the toilet!

Denholm: "When I started this company I had 2 things: A dream...and 6 millions pounds."

..or..

"I built an empire the like of which the world hasn't seen the like of which!"

''im disabled''

Chorus line from the stage: "Willies Willies I like Willies"

Roy: Thats its , getting too gay for me

"Hello how are you?"
"I'm disabled"
That whole gay musical - disabled episode was hilarious from start to finish.