OK then, so what storylines are you most unlikely to see on IT Crowd?

MINI MOSS:
Jen has a baby after sleeping with Moss

IT IS DONE:
They all die

HELLO VICKY:
Vicky Pollard works at Denholm Industries

MOSS OR NO MOSS:
Moss goes onto Deal or no Deal and wins 250,000 quid

Moss gets a sex change and is now called Maureen. Roy and he get married in a new legal partnership ceremony and Richmond is the celebrant, they all wear black and Jen becomes a nun.

Denholm gives all his money to charity and becomes a Buddhist monk.

Well you did say least likely.

WOW We could make about ten series with this! Here's more:

ROY THE RED NOSE REINDEER:
Roy gets bitten by a reindeer and flies to the north pole. He meets Santa and gives Moss no presents. Also known as the most stupidest episode ever.

NERD FANATICS:
Moss develops a fan club on Channel 4 and makes a million fans. Based on a true story.

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ROY THE RED NOSE REINDEER:
Roy gets bitten by a reindeer and flies to the north pole. He meets Santa and gives Moss no presents. Also known as the most stupidest episode ever.

Sounds like a christmas special

oh there shall be a xmas special...

father ted was known for xmas specials...

i'm away post about his somewhere else since i'm getting in the way...

YAY.... moss in christmas hat

i can imagine moss, sitting up all night listening for sleighbells...

ooo or some of these babies

i like those...

Great arn't they

IT LIVES!!!

Jen discovers what is behind the other door (not Richmonds the other one!!!) It is Moss's evil twin Joss. He is exactly like Moss except his hair is pink and he isn't Aspergery but very ADHD and can't remember things or concentrate or keep anything tidy. Roy is almost won over into letting him out and locking Moss in the room instead, but comes to his senses when Joss eats all his junk food and makes too much mess even for Roy. Filling the office with millions of Barbies which he collects obsessively (Joss - not Roy). Moss is disgusted - he collects Action Man and despises Barbie. Jen is transformed into a huge pink haired Barbie doll and lures Joss back into the room - where he is locked away again.

You have put waaaaay too much time into this lol... great episode none -the-less

I liiike! i wish i had a good enough imagination to think of stuff like that!
and i listened to those songs adsluk, and lol-oh-lol! vvvv funny!

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You have put waaaaay too much time into this lol

Not really this is just a slight change to a normal day in the squashed banana house hold - I just changed the names and hey presto an episode!!

Wait til I get to the episode with the genetically modified rabbits and plastic carrot dispenser!!!

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You have put waaaaay too much time into this lol

Not really this is just a slight change to a normal day in the squashed banana house hold - I just changed the names and hey presto an episode!!

Wait til I get to the episode with the genetically modified rabbits and plastic carrot dispenser!!!

yay! plastic carrots! and gm rabbits! w00t! your imagination rules!

(Can't think of an episode title)

Richmond is bored in his room so he decides to learn computer progarmming. With his new found power he manages to crash the Reynholm Industries computers. The IT basement is swarmed by angry staff complaining that their computers aren't working and Roy finds that "Turning it off and on again" dosn't work. Moss and Roy, oblivious to why the problem has occured turn on the TV to find that Richmond is now the ruler of a small central american country.

Moss is a fan of the film Black Hawk Downblack hawk down official website

He borrows a copy of Watership Down from Jen erroneously believing it to be a prequel.

When he has finished reading it he is horrified at the plight of bunnies everywhere and pledges to improve their lot. He joins an animal rights group but gets things horribly wrong when he invades a government establishment doing secret genetic modification work on rabbits. He takes Richmond who presses a few buttons whilst there in a spirit of devilment. The result is a nine foot rabbit who talks like Arnold Shwarzenneggar and has a gigantic...... IQ.

Moss and Fluffy design a weapon which is a fast action plastic carrot dispenser with lethal capabilities.

Fluffy shoots a lot of people saying '5 helpings of veg a day? You've had it now!!!'

To be Continued.....

The carrot dispenser is called the BFCSG - the Big Freaking Carrot Shot Gun - Its Grate!!!!

The point is they laugh at what they say..... you had a bad day