I love Randy!!! He comes out with some really funny things ... what are your favourites?

Mine is ... I never understood why Bill was short for William, if anything it should be short for Billiam

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Originally posted by HunnyBunny88:

Mine is ... I never understood why Bill was short for William, if anything it should be short for Billiam

thats good

... come on people, Randy comes out with some of the funniest things on that programme! Surely you can think of some

I love the one where he is terrified of birds & he sees the ostrich & says:
"I'm not gonna hit you, Chicken Man, I'm just gonna lay down here & die".

I think you're trying to sell a cat to a guy who fancies dogs

'that was sad that little monkey [e.t.] only wanted to phone home'...

'I don't see what the problem is with asebostos, it doesn't smell that bad.'

'Man, I wish I had robot legs. Or robot hands. Robot hands would be cool. With like a knife finger, and a spoon finger, and a fork finger, and a toothbrush finger, and a comb finger, and a bottle opener finger, and a flashlight finger, and a screwdriver finger. But regular thumbs. You gotta have regular thumbs.'

'Yeah I'm glad she's not dead no more. Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. When you're dead you can't do all the cool stuff you can do when you're alive. You and I, we can do all kinds of cool stuff cuz we're living, we're not dead, we're alive. If we were dead we wouldn't be able to do all the cool stuff we can do, becuz we're alive. Dead people can't do cool stuff. Only people that are alive can do cool stuff, cuz they're living, and you have to be living to be able to do cool stuff. You have to be alive. Yeah, 'cept when you're alive sometimes bad stuff happens too. Like sometimes you can get into a car wreck, or you can have a headache or twist your ankle or even stub your big toe... So being alive is kinda hard too, but I think it's definitely better than being dead...'

It isn't always quite what he says, rather the way he says it...

"Hey Earl, it's like when Bill from Bill and Ted put on his magic sunglasses and went into the Matrix.."

Can't remember it word for word but you'll get the gist:

Earl: I just found a cheque made out to Randy

Randy: Randy who? Is it Randy me? Those are my pants, it could be Randy me