but those words remind me of lil britain though . you know the one in the wheelchair's carer .

I 'borrowed' 'kerfuffle' from Little Britain...

My name is daz. From doncaster, innit.

my best mate is called carl

How about: "The name I was born with was John and therefore that is what I am called?"

Or: "I'm called John."

OI im scott.

''what do you want to know my name for , none of your bissiness .

my name is Joe

My Name is dave

or

My name is Wayne