I know that there may not be as many good quotes from Charmed as other series, but there are some fantabulous ones!!!

Piper "So what am I gonna tell him? The last time I saw him he handed me proof that you were killed in 1942. He's gonna expect a reaction from me!"
Phoebe "How about 'Hey Dan, you're right, I am a necrophiliac'."

lol i love that
pheobe-but that does not mean we can just lay down and play dead
piper-i dont think we`re gonna have to play

Phoebe "Who's Natalie?"
Piper"She's a...
Leo "...fellow whitelighter. See, I finished your sentence!"
Piper "Huh...that's not what I was gunna say."

i am wettin myself here

pheobe-what was that
prue-probably a zombie,..or a vampire
pheobe-great wheres buffy when you need her

They are great quotes!!!

Piper "Why don't they make a card that says 'You used to be my whitelighter and now your wings are clipped and you're sleeping in my club."
Phoebe "Or how about 'You snooze you lose and now I'm getting naked with the neighbour."

cole-did you get my flowers
pheobe-yeah "sorry i tried to strangle you" probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday

Prue "I need to get out there."
Piper "Yeh, but you don't need...dick."

paige-oh gross what are you watching? is that some horror movie?
piper-no its the joys of home birthing strangely im not feeling the joy

Leo "I talked with the Elders. They don't know of any demon powerful enough to manipulate Cole."
Paige "Oh, the Elders don't know anything, what a shock!"

inspector rodriguez-prue is witch
andy-a witch huh?you wait here ill go warn the wizard of oz

Phoebe "Okay, here is my stalker list. It's mostly guys that I knew in New York."
Piper "Wow!, you were busy in New York."

piper-i mean why would a demon be interested in killing peoples dreams? theyre harmless erotic fun
paige-did you say erotic
piper-EXOTIC i said exotic

Piper "Oh no, am I dead again?"

Darryl-Piper
Piper-uh huh
Darryl-you froze the crime scene
Piper-uh huh
Darryl-you cannot freeze a crime scene
Piper-well i did

Phoebe "Uh, okay. I think I did something really bad. I slept with my boss."
Piper "Jason?"
Phoebe "No, Elise. Yes of course Jason!"

piper-tell me the truth do you think im pushing it too far with the wedding
prue-ok why is pheobe going to school without her books
piper-ok why isnt prue answering pipers question

Cole "Sam?"
Leo "Her whitelighter."
Cole "Hmmm. Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree I see!"

chris-if piper and leo dont screw im screwed

Piper "Prue and Phoebe are the super witches and I just tag along and freeze things!"

piper-she threw our family heritage out of the window

Phoebe "What was that?"
Prue "Ah, probably a zombie or a vampire."
Phoebe "Great, where's Buffy when you need her?"

i already did that one

Paige- Power. Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?

O yeh!!!! lol

Paige "Owwww!"
Leo "Feeling any better?"
Paige "No, I'm pretty sure 'owwww' signifies that I am not in fact, feeling any better!"