<Piper> Okay, here it is. We go home, we vomit,...
<Paige> And?
<Piper> That's all I got so far.
<Paige> Okay.

Phoebe "What about water birth? Can we do that at home?"
Eve "Sure, we can rent a tub."
Piper "What am I, a dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish."

<Piper> Phoebe, where were you when we called?
<Phoebe> Cole's.
<Piper> You could've changed. All night?
<Phoebe> Mmm hmm.
<Piper> Did you...?
<Phoebe> Uh-huh.
<Piper> Was he...?
<Phoebe> Uh-huh!
<Leo> Okay, can we talk about this later?

Phoebe "Don't worry, I will find a way. Where there's a ying there's a yang."

<Phoebe> Morning. Never mind, don't ask.
(Phoebe leaves the kitchen, Piper and Paige follow her)
<Piper> Hey, somebody's doing the walk of shame.
<Paige> Details, details.
<Phoebe> I knew I wasn't going to get away with this one.
<Paige> Not a chance. Spill it, sister.
<Phoebe> Ugh, okay. I think I did something really bad. I slept with my boss.
<Piper> Jason?
<Phoebe> No, Elise. Yes, of course Jason!
<Paige> Wow. That is bad. (Phoebe gives her a look) Uh, for future employment's sake. Unless, of course, you know, maybe it'll work out and you guys will get married and have kids and you can own half the newspaper.
<Phoebe> Paige!
<Paige> Sorry.
<Piper> How did this happen?
<Phoebe> It was very fast.
<Paige> Ooh, downer.
<Phoebe> No, that part wasn't fast, that part was .... (makes noises and smiles.)
<Piper> So that's good, right?
<Phoebe> Yes... No I don't know. See, I'm very conflicted about this whole thing, because it's not just the fact that he's my boss, it's just I didn't plan on this all happening right now in my life.
<Piper> Well, honey, unfortunately, that's when these things usually happen.
<Paige> Yeah. Can we go back to the whole (makes a noise) part?
(Leo orbs in.)
<Paige> Talk about orbus interruptus.

Phoebe "Or how about this one. 'I'm gonna go check with the Elders.' Do you actually thinks he checks with the Elders?"
Paige "Ha! No, he probably just orbs to a sports bar and buys his buddies rounds of drinks. 'Yeah, my wife thinks I'm up there. Here's to the Elders.'"

<Leo> (casting a spell) Oh singing lady of the dusk, who prays on men turns love to lust, we harken ye...
<Phoebe> We harken ye? What, are we trying to summon a leprechaun here?

Prue "This is a way to always be prepared."
Phoebe "These are very big contraceptives Prue."

<Phoebe> Piper! Hi! You're never gonna believe this. I think I have a new power. It would certainly explain a lot of my weird behaviour lately like why I wanted to date Chad, why my advice has been so amazingly accurate. I know, this is huge, right? Huge. So what's my new power you ask? Well, I'll tell you. Um, do you remember that empath we helped a couple of years ago? That guy that could feel what other people were feeling?
<Chris> Uh, Phoebe -
<Phoebe> (to Chris) Just a sec! (to Piper) I think that's what I am now. An empath. I am an empath. That's my new power. Or at least an advancement of my premonition power, I don't know.
<Chris> Neither does she, I'm afraid. No that is, anything. Paige erased her memory.
<Piper> Can you blow things up too?

Prue "You can do this Piper, just stand up to her."
Piper "I can? Okay. Hey...BITCH...move the drinks yourself!"

(Phoebe an Paige are in the underworld - Phoebe's cell phone rings.)
<Paige> Will you shut that freaking thing off?
<Phoebe> I'm sorry, but you gotta admire the range, huh? We're in the underworld. It's pretty good.

Phoebe "Mine came out a little country western. I'm rejecting your deflection!"

(Paige just erased Piper's memory)
<Piper> (looking at Wyatt) Aww, cute. Yours?
<Paige> No, yours!
Season:

^ lol - I love that quote!

Prue & Phoebe "If you're happy and you know it...turn around!!!!"

<Piper> Oh, ha... you mean, Sex...
<Dan> It's just way to awkward for me to talk to my niece about.
<Piper> Yeah, ha... sure, not to worry. I have plenty of experience.
<Dan> Really,... with with Sex?
<Piper> No - I mean, uh,... talking about it. Yeah!

(Prue is a dog.)

Phoebe "She's such a pretty dog."
Piper "What else did you expect?"
Leo "A doberman."

<Chris> I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
<Piper> Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.
(Piper holds up ultrasound picture)
<Chris> That's not what I meant.
<Paige> (looking at picture) I don't see it.
<Piper> Oh, see, it's this little thing right here...
<Chris> Whoa!
(Chris grabs the picture)
<Chris> Excuse me! Do you mind?

Phoebe "So perhaps the whitelighter in her makes it work differently."
Piper "Half breed."

<Phoebe> What have we got to lose, okay?
(Piper and Phoebe turn around and notice all the women have taken off their clothes)
<Piper> Well, apparently we've got our clothes to lose!
<Phoebe> I see that.
(Phoebe starts taking off her clothes.)
<Piper> No. Whoa, Whoa. Wait. What are you doing?
<Phoebe> When in Rome.
<Piper> No-no-no! We're not in Rome, Phoebe. We're in California. And it's illegal here.
<Phoebe> It's totally natural, okay? Go for it. Come on.
<Piper> God. This is ridiculous. Can I keep my shoes on?
<Phoebe> Yeah, but that's it.

Paige "What about The Source? What about The Power of Three?"
Phoebe "Screw The Power of Three." (Can't believe she said that!)

<Phoebe> What is going on with our powers lately?
<Piper> I don't know, but it's getting awfully expensive.

Phoebe "BOS BOS...Book of Shadows Book of Shadows!"

Piper: Engagement ring, notice it or wear coffee.