Piper: oh no! Am i dead again?

<Piper> I have two kids and a business and I still find time to fight demons too! It's not our fault you can't keep up!
<Angel of Death> That isn't my problem!
<Piper> But sure as hell is it my problem?!
<Paige> Stop yelling at Death!
<Piper> I don't care - he's getting on my last nerv!

Phoebe "The world better start showing me some respect otherwise I'm gunna stop saving it everyday!"

<Zankou> Where is the Third One?
<Phoebe> Errmm,... You know what? We're not really sure, so why don't you just come back later, OK?

Phoebe: I have Celine Dion, Behind The Music on video cassette. Would you like to watch that?
Piper: Would you like to get slapped?

Paige: No offense, but, uh, aren't you supposed to be dead?
Grams: Oh, I'm over that.

Phoebe to Piper: "Atleast you've got someone to concentrate on. If things don't happen with Cole I may have to start concentrating on myself!"

prue: you stand up to her you can do it
piper (possessed): i can?
prue: yeah you can do it
piper: (possessed) ok.. Hey b!tch!! move the trays yourself!

<Piper> Paige!
<Paige> What? What's going on?
<Piper> Oh you know, Nothing,... Your boyfriend tried to kill my husband

Piper "This is ridiculous, it's like 'The Parent Trap' with a B cup!"
Phoebe "I think I have a way to get rid of the Disney in our lives."

Piper: Why don't they make a card that says 'you used to be my Whitelighter, now your wings are clipped and youre sleeping in my club'?
Phoebe: Or how about 'you snooze you lose, and now im getting nekkid with the neighbour'?

(A spell backfired, the Charmed Ones are kids again)
<Phoebe> Because that Leslie is such a jerk-face!
<Paige> Oh, please, you so like him.
<Phoebe> I do not.
<Piper> Do too.
<Phoebe> I do not, Piper.
[...]
<Piper> Why don't you just marry him already.
<Phoebe> Why don't you just marry Leo?
<Piper> Cause I already did.

Adult Wyatt (about baby Chris): Hey, is this Chris? Oh, my gosh! He's so small. Hey, little brother. Is this before or after he swallowed that marble?
Piper: Marble? What marble?!

Barman: "Who would you rescue from a burning building? Five strangers or a sibling?"
Prue, Piper & Phoebe: "Five strangers."

<Phoebe> So we get to go back there? We get to meet our grandfather?
<Grams> Don't make too much out of it because whatever you do, you can't change the past or tell anyone you're from the future
<Phoebe> Well, why does he get to?
<Chris> Because I know what I'm doing
<Grams> Not from where I'm standing. I'll stay here with Leo and the newbie to contain the slime, until you can bring Paige back to vanquish it, okay? Okay, go, get dressed. You are going to the summer of love.

Phoebe "Stella! We're getting our groove back!"

<Piper> (casting a spell) Help this mother understand, the thoughts inside her little man though his mouth be quiet, let us hear his inner Wyatt

Cole "Can I lose your loo?"
Phoebe "Number one or number two's?"
Prue "He has to go dooty!"

Phoebe: No it is true we did not cast a spell, but we did use fairy dust!

Cole: Sam?
Leo: Her whitelighter
Cole: Hmmmmm, apples dont fall far from the forbidden tree I see

Paige: Are you hormonal or just plain crazy?
Piper: One woman can only take so much.
Paige: Okay, if these people walk out of their offices, what do you think they're gonna see?
Piper: Well, I think they won't be touching my stomach anymore, that's what I think.
Paige: Piper, that is not a good enough reason to freeze people.
Piper: I think it is.
Paige: No wonder Chris grows up to be such a neurotic little freak.

and also

Victor: Oh, whoa, you're pregnant!
Piper: Yeah, it looks that way, huh?
Victor: When did this happen?
Piper: Oh, well, you know, I've been meaning to call you but, you know... Leo's the father.
Victor: Leo? I thought you guys split up.
Piper: We did.
Victor: Well, then how... I don't understand.
Piper: Uh, he was dying and I was crying... Um, it's all very complicated.

Piper "I can't help thinking Dan got the short end of the stick."
Prue "There are so many ways I could go with that."

piper: demons now, drooling later

Phoebe: You are being a big big extra extra double big jerk right now!