Prue: A monkey astral projected to me on the set
Phoebe: Honey I think youve been working too hard.

paige: stop yelling at death!

Phoebe "Nice tan, great body."
Prue "Awesome truck."

Leo: What are you doing?
Phoebe: I'm trying to orb.
Leo: You don't orb.
Phoebe: Now's not the time to rub that in.

victor: ok who brought my ex wife back from the dead?

and

leo: are you ok?
piper: prues a dog and phoebes a banshee im not even in the vincinity of ok

Piper "Okay, track the Sea Hag."
Phoebe "How do I do that?"
Piper "I dunno, use your inner fish!"

Cole: Wait before you say anything..
Paige: Not to say, do, because I'm about to orb your family jewels far, far away.
Cole: Yeah that would hurt

Phoebe: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You, Leo, last night, dish.
Piper: Um, well, it was nice. It was... well, it was wonderful. We just had a few problems
Phoebe: Problems?
Prue: What problems?
Piper: Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.
Prue: Piper, you didn't?
Piper: I didn't mean to... the first time.
Phoebe:Ohh!
Prue: Okay, so, um, at what point exactly in the process exactly did you freeze him?
(Piper doesn't say anything.)
Phoebe: Hello?
Piper: I gotta go. (She walks around them and heads for the door.)
Prue: No, no Piper, we're only teasing you.
Phoebe: Yeah, the truth is we're just jealous.
Prue: Yeah, seriously, we're just happy to see you with a great guy finally.
Phoebe: I mean, between you and Leo, and Prue, the new Hot Wicca Woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up.
Piper: Don't say that! The moment someone says that, everything always goes south.
Phoebe: Unless you freeze him. (Piper grabs her coat.) Oh, I couldn't help it. It was so good.

Prue "Was it a demon?"
Piper "No it was watermelon."
Phoebe "Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?!"

Nate:Oh, hey, Phoebe. Is Paige here?

Phoebe: (shouting) Paige isn't home!

(Nate turns around to look at the driveway.)

Nate: I saw her car in the driveway.

Phoebe: (shouting) Can you repeat that? Just slowly.

Nate: Yeah, I said I saw her car in the driveway.

(Nate points behind him.)

Phoebe: (shouting) Oh, yeah! Her car. Uh, see, what I meant to say is that she just
can't talk right now.

Nate: Right, yeah, that's my fault.

(As Nate tries to explain, Phoebe starts to stare at his lips to work out what he is saying.)

Nate: I tried to show her off at the club. I mean, she's got such a good
singing voice, and I thought maybe I could help her get over her fear. Why are
you looking at my mouth?

Phoebe: Huh?

Nate: Do I got something in my teeth? (points to his teeth)

Phoebe: (shouting) Ok, look. Um ... I got a little swimmer's ear going on. Yeah, I fell
asleep in the tub last night, so I'm not really getting a lot of this, but I did
get the part about your teeth, and they're very nice.... and white.


hehe love that scene

Phoebe: Come on, you and Greg. Put out any fires lately?
Piper: Is that supposed to be a subtle fireman reference?
Phoebe: Yeah, you like it?
Paige: Wait a minute, you're going out with a fire fighter?
Piper: Proof positive, you haven't been around much.
Phoebe: Let's see. They've been seeing each other for about three weeks and someone, I won't say who, (whispers loudly) although it's not the fireman, is avoiding taking it to the next step.
Piper: I am not avoiding, I'm just a little reluctant. That's all.
Paige: My dear, it is time to get back in the saddle.
Piper: Now a cowboy reference.
Phoebe: Piper, you just need to relax and let it happen.
Piper: Yeah, easy for you to say, you weren't the one sleeping with an angel for three years.
Phoebe Yeah, but you were nervous when you and Leo first started, you know. I seem to remember that you used to freeze him during all the good parts, right? Hey, maybe you should, uh...
Piper No, I'm not freezing Greg. I'm so nervous I'll probably blow him up.
Phoebe Well...
Piper gutter, gutter, gutter.

and

<Phoebe> Piper! Hi! You're never gonna believe this. I think I have a new power. It would certainly explain a lot of my weird behaviour lately like why I wanted to date Chad, why my advice has been so amazingly accurate. I know, this is huge, right? Huge. So what's my new power you ask? Well, I'll tell you. Um, do you remember that empath we helped a couple of years ago? That guy that could feel what other people were feeling?
<Chris> Uh, Phoebe -
<Phoebe> (to Chris) Just a sec! (to Piper) I think that's what I am now. An empath. I am an empath. That's my new power. Or at least an advancement of my premonition power, I don't know.
<Chris> Neither does she, I'm afraid. No that is, anything. Paige erased her memory.
<Piper> Can you blow things up too?

<Phoebe> Pirates? Like hot Johnny Depp Pirates?

Piper: Now open your fortune cookie.
Jeremy: Okay. (He opens it and reads the bit of paper.) Soon you will be on top.
Piper: It doesn't say that.
Jeremy: Yes it does.
Piper: Let me see that. (She snatches the bit of paper off him.)
Jeremy: Is that a bad thing?
Piper: Of the world. Soon you will be on top of the world.