Does noone find it strange that s/he said mid June-ish and Tina's water breaks so that would mean the baby is born 3 months pre-mature?

oh my god...what a brilliant imagination you've got. you should deffo take part in the hollyoaks writing competition.

oh and 2 years in advance??? RUBBISH!!

DUH! ALL of the major soaps arrange their story-lines 2 years in advance- I thought everyone knew that- how do you think the magazines tip the public off in January about what is coming?!

the daily star said that by the end of this month FK is dead (killed by niall and set up as suicide) so it's all a bit implausable isn't it?

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Originally posted by LMTav:
DUH! ALL of the major soaps arrange their story-lines 2 years in advance- I thought everyone knew that- how do you think the magazines tip the public off in January about what is coming?!

I have NEVER seen a newspaper/magazine give a spoiler 2 years in advance - what would be the point. Even the huge storylines like "you're not my mother" didn't get leaked untill about 3 months before.

that couldnt be true it is weird as father kieron and jp is getting together and craig coming back i would really want that and what is the deal with niall killing kieron i dont want kieron to die i want him to leave hollyoaks rather than dying although i wish some of this were true though like craig coming back and jp being happy but not jp mourning kierons death.

I STAND BY WHAT I POSTED- BUT MY SOURCE TELLS ME THAT SOMETIMES THINGS CHANGE BEFORE THE STORYLINE AIRS!

Nobody knows if the actor who plays Spike has agreed to re-appear, my source told me that he was only a construct to show FK what JP was like in a relationship that WASN'T with Craig that he will find out destroyed JP

sounds very unlikely!
i mean c'mon..'pushes him down a hole'?!!

aha

I cant believe anyone is taking this seriously. Its a *majestic* hoax. The original poster is winding you up. How is God going to communicate onscreen? Does he text? Or are they going to cast God? Does he get in the onscreen credits?

There are strong rumours Father K will die; there are strong rumours JP will leave this summer; there are strong rumours Craig will come back briefly. Who knows if any of those rumours are true? I think we can be pretty sure though that God won't have a speaking (or texting)role.

Well since that Sunday Herald article had JP and Kieron snogging again during the week of 5th -9th May that cast doubts on the spoiler doesn't it ?

Ignore any "spoilers" by LMTav. They are just spreading rubbish on the boards. Soaps are not written 2 years in advance they are written 6 months tops with longer storylines only vague... for example they may have the idea for say the Domestic abuse storyline but wont actually write it till closer the time so they can arrange the characters etc to be written to it.

Hence why papers sometimes say that there is going to be a death/explosion/murder etc but dont actually have names of those involved... because chances are its not been fully written yet

im ragin they are killing kieron!!i know some people say hes ugly bt i think hes sexy!!i wish there was priests like him at my church and school!!

i wouldnt reli mind if craig came back bcoz i want jp 2 b hapi!!xoxox

Best laugh I've had all day!

As someone said earlier on, HO bringing in 'God' would cause no end of uproar! Might have believed it up til that bit :S

Hehe x x

soundsinteresting. it sounds a bit extreme, but then again this is the 'oaks. oh like you guys said,the dates dont quite add up, but i guess they'd figure it out!

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Originally posted by undisclosed:

God as a character on HO? Gee, I wonder what his sexy intro pose is gonna be?

That made me laugh so hard!!

And yeah, it would be interesting if they had an actor to play God, imagine that on a actor's CV

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Originally posted by LMTav:
I STAND BY WHAT I POSTED- BUT MY SOURCE TELLS ME THAT SOMETIMES THINGS CHANGE BEFORE THE STORYLINE AIRS!

I think your source is playing you for a fool!

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Originally posted by LMTav:
I STAND BY WHAT I POSTED- BUT MY SOURCE TELLS ME THAT SOMETIMES THINGS CHANGE BEFORE THE STORYLINE AIRS!

Nobody knows if the actor who plays Spike has agreed to re-appear, my source told me that he was only a construct to show FK what JP was like in a relationship that WASN'T with Craig that he will find out destroyed JP

Spike won't be back for the foreseeable future according to an email I received today -

Also saw Tom at the weekend and he's definitely not filming as he's on a singing tour at the mo.

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I cant believe anyone is taking this seriously. Its a *majestic* hoax. The original poster is winding you up. How is God going to communicate onscreen? Does he text? Or are they going to cast God? Does he get in the onscreen credits?

hahahaha

And dear,no soap knows what they are doing 2 years in advance! i know that for a fact.What if actors want to quite ect?

Atleast make them more believable

Can you imagine the amount of complaints channel 4 will get from people that aren't christians if they start bringing god into it?

hahahaa

Ha! This just proves that LMTav doesn't lie because LOADS of people have posted spoilers that are exactly the same as this or incredibly similar so it has to be true!

No they have got the general idea and made it into something different.

I emailed channel 4 ,so whats the point in lying still

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Originally posted by LMTav:
I STAND BY WHAT I POSTED- BUT MY SOURCE TELLS ME THAT SOMETIMES THINGS CHANGE BEFORE THE STORYLINE AIRS!

Nobody knows if the actor who plays Spike has agreed to re-appear, my source told me that he was only a construct to show FK what JP was like in a relationship that WASN'T with Craig that he will find out destroyed JP

How can things change before the storyline airs after you've just said that the next two years have been already sorted out? Seems like you're contradicting yourself. And God appearing? As well as Kieron being a ghost? I really can't see that happening.

This is STILL all on track to happen with Craig briefly returning for a week...

Is anyone else getting bored with the whole JP and FK spoilrs on here? yes he dies, yes Niall kills him i think we get it. Does anyone else have any other spoilers?

x x x

I'm getting bored with the whole JP and Keiron thing anyway to be honest