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Is there a dvd prize? If so I don't want to enter this comp but I will just tell you that hit song 'Shang-a-lang' gets its title from the noise made after I foolishly threw a brand new bicycle into the jaws of an on-coming combine driven by the wurzels in order to save Woody and Stu et all from a fate worse than celebrity. BTW, have you heard they're thinking of reforming under the new name of The Obesity Rollers?
 
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Great responses dudes!

Well done on making this a bloody great big thread!

The Comedy Report is filmed about a week and a half in advance and as we're not putting one up on site till next week (it's on an international break for a couple of weeks) you'll have to wait until Friday 19th (fingers crossed) to see if your suggestions made the cut.
 
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Thanks Chris.

Pork Dagger -
Documentary exploring the Green Party's plans for organic weaponry.
 
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Pork Dagger -
Documentary exploring the Green Party's plans for organic weaponry.


To be followed swiftly by 'Pork Sword' - the Green Party's plans for ORGASMIC weaponry... Big Grin


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..to be followed by pork scratchings.
(I'm just a bit peckish).
 
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neigh-bores

a reality show about a suburb of retirement homes in bournemouth.


Shooting fish in a barrel is actually alot harder than you'd think.
 
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Like a Whelk?

Our roving reporter Wivney Divney goes up down the county asking people if they like the aforementioned shellfish or they know something that is comparable to one.


"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. " - Ted "Theodore" Logan
 
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Fill us in.

Three contestant's have 10 minutes to create new and interesting sandwhich fillings, when are then fed to the public who are invited to vote on them. The two losers are then kicked mercilessly to the ground.


"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. " - Ted "Theodore" Logan
 
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Duelling Banjoes.

Each week celebraties perform versions of modern classics in a bid to reach the final. The one with the least votes is then dragged off behind the set by a bunch of rednecks Wink


"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. " - Ted "Theodore" Logan
 
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Deliverance... Eek


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the blairwitch project: similar in style and content to the friday night project. hosted by cherie blair.


Shooting fish in a barrel is actually alot harder than you'd think.
 
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Originally posted by Seth Gecko:
Deliverance... Eek


It's about time we had a program about real exorcisms...but we need a priest....anyone?
 
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big sister: like big brother but the toilets are always occupied.

who do you think you are?: anne robinson abuses people who suffer from amneasia and alzhiemers(sp).

good will hunting: prince william and ray mears track down asylum seekers on the highgrove estate.

sibling rivalry: lame jokes and celebs plugging their latest tat. broadcast on fridays at 10:35pm. hosted by paul ross.

through the keyhole: lloyd grossman violates people who are having keyhole surgery.


Shooting fish in a barrel is actually alot harder than you'd think.
 
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Super-size me:-

Hollywoods vast reserve of liposuctioned celebrity fat is pumped into size zero catwalk models...


Gagsy
 
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Originally posted by Seth Gecko:
Deliverance... Eek


It's about time we had a program about real exorcisms...but we need a priest....anyone?


Well you can get ordained on the Internet these days... (Apparently)... Angel


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Thanks for the shout out on the Comedy report Ric, to commission Multi-coloured sex swap shop just e-mail me and we can get this thing green-lighted.

I have a pogo stick and a selection of transgender volunteers just waiting for your call (again)
 
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I can't get the comedy report to work, whose idea won?


Shooting fish in a barrel is actually alot harder than you'd think.
 
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I think at the end of the day we are all winners.

but if you must be precise:
Ric 'very' briefly mentioned liking 'Multi coloured Sex swap shop' (mine) and Jam'll fix it (hedge's).

as yet he has still not called and the TV's are getting fidgety
 
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