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Re Retribution or Reprieve, I forgot to mention the live on air execution.
Beach Hut
The door of a seaside beach hut is left open. A hidden camera films the tawdry goings on in a long hot summer of lurve.
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Saxxon Dale
Dale Winton joins eighties rock band Saxxon and goes on a nationwide tour with hilarious results!
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Really Blue Peter
This week the name of the new cat is announced:Flange
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Who do You think you are?
A documentary about Multiple Personality Disorders hosted by Catherine Tate
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The X+Y Factor
Members of the public audition to prove the The Riemann hypothesis that all nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2.
Dannii Minogue and Simon Cowell judge the way participants are dressed.
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Taxi Driver
the remake - with Leslie Grantham
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Big Brother
Jim McCall wrestles little sister Davina to the ground, farts on her face then gives her a chinese burn.
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Give Us a Clue
A reality show following A Sun journalist camped outside Praia da Luz Police Station in Portugal
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Don't Tase me Bro
The american version of Question time with host John Kerry.
( I know I am posting loads today but I am reeeeally bored..oh and if the above doesn't make sense then google the title)
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quote: Originally posted by ScottTheDot:
Everybody hates Chris
A factual documentary investigating level of popularity of Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles
hehe - or Chris Hates Everybody - climber Chris Bonnnington and his altitude problem thinking he's above everyone else - oh wait... Lion Dancing Spectacular - the show where country music fans are eaten in public. 'raw-HIDE!!' Michael Portillo and What's er Name - the separation of conjoined twins. And finally ... Two nights with Trevor MacDonald - The ultimate prize show for eejits. |
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Embarrassing Illnesses - People with no self-respect show off their scabs, pustules and manky bits....what do you mean, it's already on the telly?
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The Grannie-Rolling Contest -
Grannies are rolled down a very steep hill in Gloucestershire. Points are deducted if their dentures fall out. Bonus points if they get to the bottom without ruining their perm and set.
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quote: Originally posted by Dessie Bonbon:
No Jacket Required – The Opera : Exclusive chance to view the Royal Opera House’s smash hit adaptation of the 1980’s smash hit album by Phil Collins.
LOL... I loved that album... 
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"It's not finished... It's finished..."
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Snail Wars -
Snails enter the arena and do battle. They are allowed to customise their shells with weaponry and go-faster stripes.
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Who's got the best religion?
Planet Earth has finally been detroyed by nuclear war. God, however, has decided to save a person from every religion (including the Jedi). They are all transported to God's gaff and interviewed about their beliefs etc. The one who impresses the most gets a brand new Earth to start the whole process again + a free railcard*. The losers are sent back to old Earth.
*Not first class.
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Shhhh! It's a Library.
Incredibly famous celebrities are sent to libraries around the country. If the librarian squeals with delight, she is gagged, and has to stay gagged as she stamps books for the rest of the day.
If (much more likely) she does not even recognise the celebrity, she is gunged.
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I haven't laughed so much at 4laughs forum posts in a long while! Well done lads and ladies!
The Sleep Deprivation Show - where ordinary members of the public stay awake to entertain you..OUCH! Watch that blender Shiela!
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a parov amoungst the pigeons, me stood in trafalger square going 'aarrgghh'. P.s. i know it's been done but i just love alan. pitch show: 'Get Down With It' a show by downs syndromes, for downs syndromes.......................sorry, i'll get my coat.
Shooting fish in a barrel is actually alot harder than you'd think.
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quote: Originally posted by Shirl the Whirl:
Snail Wars -
Snails enter the arena and do battle. They are allowed to customise their shells with weaponry and go-faster stripes.
That reminds me, someone was talking about Robot wars t'other day. Fortunately I misheard and have invented a new show called Rhubarb Wars set(geddit)in the House of Commons |
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The Nicholas Cage
Nicholas Parsons interviews former big brother contestants, in a submerged shark cage.
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The Chevy Chase
Convicted criminals are given Chevrolet cars and a ten minute head start with The Stig in hot pursuit. With Hilarious Results!
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The Money Shot Programme
Ron Jeremy interviews the head of the federal reserve about sub-prime mortgages and fiscal assiduity. Then nails some broad.
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Neighbours
Iraq invades Kuwait with hilarious results!
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The Onedin Lion
A seafaring Big Cat explores the oceans eating natives along the way.
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Brideshead Revisited Revisited+1
Watch the repeat of Brideshead Revisited an hour later on E4+1
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