i wrote wearing instead of waring there. i'm so so sorry.

i wrote wearing instead of wearing there instead of waring instead of wearing. i can't apologise enough. if you want me to just leave i will.

yes i know that last one is wrong too...it appears i am unable to rectify my hideous mistake however i try....i might open that window now...look at the shoes look at the shoes look at the shoes

Hmmmm well Eddie Waring had the catchphrase "It's a test of a lot of things: speed, strength, courage and....faith... I suppose." he omitted shiny shoes but had he been alive today I'm sure this would've been added, especially during his transgender period. He also said "Thats one tonne of Rugby your looking at there... Beef, brains, brawn....muscle.... The lot of it." but I fail to see how this is relevant.

...and I'm no pessamistic, merely a realist with tendancies for exaggeration or eggsageration (very poor indeed) in the case of the fanatical comment. However the downfall of man will almost certianly lie in the fact that his eggs are not stored at the appropriate temperature. Be sure to realise that I am not talking about man eggs of course which are purposely housed outside the body in the testicluar sack/bag. Evolution has made this possible as the early caveman once kept his orchis in the fridge which was less (re)productive...hence proving the importance of some point I made sometime earlier...possibly. Is it only Wednesday?

OK it's midweek, I haven't slept, I have a headache and I'm "working" so things could be going better hence the confused rambling...AND I'm going late night Christmas shopping tonight (no I'm not getting shiny shoes...well ok I'll have a quick look for a friend)...

This idea you may pop into your cap for free, whether Dickensian or Dutch.
"Girls Aloud" are on a happy tour of England and everything is happy. Then Cheryl Tweedy breaks a nail at a school hall type gig and looks a little less happy but still definately happy-ish...she needs a replacement though. Up steps Screech from "Saved by the Bell" in a dress and shiny shoes...hilarity ensues. But wait a minute uh oh is that the principal coming down the corridor??

you've gone a little odd,it's all my fault. if i hadn't inadvertently mentioned eddie waring then none of this confusion would have happened. i've just complicated everything and now you're talking about prehistoric testicles.

my cap is a red and black affair from primark though i may soon substitute it for the beige one with the ear flaps.

Has someone been sampling the Christmas pop early? or did I miss Christmas?
All this talk of Egg's I assume it must be nearly Easter, greaaattttt.... Light nights long sunny days, ahhhhh bliss..... Hang on its only 3.45 and it's nearly dark, I feel so foolish now being lulled into that Easter egg Talk.

Obviously you don't put eggs in the fridge, how is the blackbird or the humble Robin going to hatch them in there.....
Night night....zzzzzzzzzzz

I once went out with a beige one with ear flaps, can't remember her name now though...

I'm afraid this is one of the oldest problems on the 4laughs site (caption comp aside). You can get stuck in an "odd" loop. Once certain key words are mentioned together ie. in this case "eddie" and "waring" it can trigger the obligatory pre-history testi defence. (I think I can almost sense other knowledgable 4laughers nodding with agreement). For further info you may want to ask Fay, Davina or Ric about this under the subject "Eddie's Old Ball Trap".

oh of course 'eddies old ball trap' i heard whispers of it in underground circles but i never knew what it was.

...and if you meet a pensioner called Edward on the way home asking if you can get his keys out of his deep trouser pocket JUST SAY NO !!


I fear I may have already said too much Jo...keep off the moors and stick to the road !

quote:

Originally posted by platinumjo:
thanks Mr Gecko, i'm really glad you think it's a viable idea. however, i have been reading your posts around the forum. is it fair to say you're somewhat on the optimistic side of the barrier enclosing or bordering a field..

Well that's the way I've always been - and I think you have to be in this day and age... People say you should always expect the worst - and then be pleasantly surprised when things turn out okay... But if you surround yourself with negativity, only negativity will come back to you... That's no good for anyone, so why bother?...

I say the only way to prevail, is to believe you WILL... And to have faith that when the die are cast, they will fall the way they are supposed to...

Hey Seth, big fan of yours but I do have a sneaky suspicion you are connected with channel 4 or 4 laughs more than you let on.

You seem to know a little too much..

Not that I mind....keep up the good work.

Well for what it's worth Seth I think you do yourself no harm at all by taking a positive stance. You've taken a bit of flack for it so I'll just say good for you and have a brilliant Christmas mate. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, joy to the world, merry Christmas EVERYBODY - even you

just have to say seth when i said you were a positive guy i did mean it in a good way. i think it's brilliant.

My guess is Seth won't be on here on 24th December, he'll be off with his reindeer around the world spreading good cheer.
Santa Seth I think

I have a new year resolution to learn from Seth. Your a star sir.....

I'm more of a half empty glass guy and I expect someone to steal that.....

i've just realized i've got a star under my name. that'll keep me happy for the rest of the day. it's impossible to be a pessimist when you're so easily kept happy. plus someone just gave me an xmas present...all this joy might bring on a song

wow and a friend just got me a boosh ticket! it's only 9:45, this is great!

OK OK Seth is the bastion of all things good and Scott is the devil's seed...we all know this as fact already. We are also all well aware that it's Christmas...I saw some advertising to that effect the other day I think. Essentially this is all trudging over old ground, none more so than Christmas, the celebration of the birth of Jesus popularised by Sextus Julius Africanus aournd AD 221.
Anyway the point is that there seems to be a certain degree of unravelling in these threads were people digress too far from the original topic often adding repetitive, spurious, random, weird or just plain hypocritical comments. Please can we keep any future items succint and relevant...
I love being forced to listen to Radio 1 all day at work, Jo Whiley is so cool, that fat bloke is so funny and I find songs only get more enjoyable the more and more and more and more I listen to them every waking second of the day, over and over again.
(cold but excited)

but that's not how conversation works...you start off with something and then get distracted. i started this topic and i can't even remember what it's about...i know it was something to do with eggs.
also, i know i'm a little bit perky and am perpetually happy but this isn't old ground for me because i'm new. it's all new to me, i don't know anybody here yet. and anyway it's my thread so i get to make the rules.
'succint and relevant' ! what's funny about that? (succint isn't even a real word, you just made it up, possibly to sound impressive)
although i do take your point and sort of agree with you a bit (i can't handle disputation.) come on lets all live harmoniously tyres (can i call you tyres?)

I'd call him MR Tyre'd after all that ranting.

Mind you he does have a point I feel sucking sink is a good thing how else do you get all that lard out that's stuck down that pipe 9 double decker's full the man on TV said last night.... How the hell did they get NINE buses down the sewer in the first place, I feel if they get all those buses out of the drain the lard would float out to sea all by it's self helping to make the good old US of A even bigger...

there you go all to the point...

I hate mince pies.....

This really is turning into a particularly loquacious thread but I certainly didn't mean any vituperation (takes 5 minutes to bask in impressiveness)...and anyway listen to her and the "it's my thread" godlike power trip, riding your high horse on stilts with chest puffed out like a rabid mating bird jousting all in your way with stout nipple poles of justice. As far as living harmoniously goes the Bee Gees tried that and two of them are dead. Tyres is fine !

hence the name Ruddy Hard kipling..i believe